just curious....

[sarasquirrel]

do i have a sign on my back? one that says "Please hover above me so that I cannot move. Then proceed to stick you hand in my face. Do not say anything"

i swear this happens every.single.day

[Exaspera]

You could always bite the hand that berates you!

[sarasquirrel]

You could always bite the hand that berates you!

i could.

or if i could fart silently on command. i'd do that first. invisible, unsuspecting cloud of doom

[Marmalady]

Who cares about silently? Let it rip and see just how fast they can move!

[mharbourgirl]

i could.

or if i could fart silently on command. i'd do that first. invisible, unsuspecting cloud of doom

I would suggest that you increase the intensity by consuming the following:

1 Reuben with extra sauerkraut and the horseradish mustard

Follow it with a plate of red beans and rice.

Finish things off with a cone of Grapenut icecream and a bottle of really strong gingerale.

Wait half an hour, have a couple cobs of corn as a 'snack'.

All I know is, when my father-in-law did this at the fair a few years ago, even the dog fled to the far end of the house for three days afterwards. There's no point in farting at the customers unless there's no way they can avoid noticing.

[Red_Dazes]

do i have a sign on my back?

...Oh... Yeah. Sorry about that. I forgot to send out the memo that all retail workers now have one of those signs permanently attached to their backs as soon as they clock in....

[Summerfly413]

If you want to fart around people, eat some fiber plus bars a few hours before work. One could do the trick, but two would be guaranteed.

I hate when people hover around me without saying something. If I'm in front of what you need just say something and I'll move. I can't stand having people super close to me.

[r2cagle]

i could.

or if i could fart silently on command. i'd do that first. invisible, unsuspecting cloud of doom

hahahaha * I can't breathe* lololol... best idea ever!

[TheSHAD0W]

Little atoms of poop in the air...

[Kristev]

But would it really drive SC's away? They don't seem to have any intelligence, or discernment.

[Marmalady]

I have an evil friend who (among his other talents) plays a variety of brass instruments, and does it extremely well.
If he doesn't like the person he has to stand next to, then on rehearsal nights he makes a habit of eating such things as Brussels sprouts (although any brassicas are good) onions, garlic, beans, and washes it all down with Guinness (porter).
He has been known to clear the stage.

[sarasquirrel]

sadly this happens while im shopping in other stores.

i can be in a section where theres no one else...then..boom someones standing on me

[Andara Bledin]

You need that spikey jacket that was pictured in a thread a while back.

^-.-^

[EricKei]

I have an evil friend ...
He has been known to clear the stage.

Little atoms of poop in the air...

All I know is, when my father-in-law did this at the fair a few years ago, even the dog fled to the far end of the house for three days afterwards. There's no point in farting at the customers unless there's no way they can avoid noticing.

Okay, I can now *officialy* no longer resist posting this link. Yes, it's safe.

http://www.kawaiinot.com/?p=1

[Cazzi]

do i have a sign on my back? one that says "Please hover above me so that I cannot move. Then proceed to stick you hand in my face. Do not say anything"

i swear this happens every.single.day

At a guess I'd say it came from the same store as the one that magically appears above me most times I leave the house that says "Hey, please walk/ram into me & knock me off the footpath/into a door frame