Big Game Hunter

[shankyknitter]

I think you forgot the detail on how this particular creature will try and use camouflage to try and elude you in the pink lushes.

yes but they must first buy their camouflage, and in doing so walk right into the mighty hunter's trap. For we all know traps for GK's customers are baited with hats and ill fitting pants.

[unholypet]

Parting Shots

SC: “Thank you very much for your lack of help, bye! <click>”

Oh, no no. You flatter me. It is I who must thank you for blaming absolutely everything that has gone wrong on your trip from the weather to be stuck on the tarmac for 6 hours to losing $400 on your rental car on me personally.

*deep sigh* You know, I have missed your boundless snark which is given so freely to us in text form. My night is now complete, when once there was a dry humored giggle missing in my day.

[Rantsylvania 6-5000]

This concludes the Gravekeeper Sunday Report.

Hilarious as always!

Even the clerks at 7/11 would look at you odd if you showed up at this time in the morning for lottery tickets. And it takes quite a bit to faze them. These are the people that wouldn’t even bat an eyelash if you mounted the Slurpee machine and started dry humping the Sour Rasberry nozzle. They’d just tell you to leave, give the machine a quick shot of Febreeze and go back to their day.

And no, I'm not making that up ( There's a reason I stopped going to 7/11 -.-).

Uuuuuuuuh. I used to like to get their hot dogs and make use of the condiment bar, until the day I saw a chewed-up wad of gum in the relish tub!

[lwb]

but but don't you believe that Dr. Who is A DOCUMENTARY. I swear half of David Tenants series is about shapeshifting fat ugly lizards impersonating/eating members of Parliment so they can take over the Earth

OK, not Tenant, but my first thought was Eccleston saying "Will you please stop farting while I'm trying to save the planet?"

[grokit]

Once more into the breach.
I was leaning more towards “duct tape” or “soldering iron”.

Could one humbly suggest the duct tape AND a soldering iron?

[RootedPhoenix]

SC: “Thank you very much for your lack of help, bye! <click>”

Me: "Thanks ever so much for being a self-absorbed jerk! " (in a voice dripping with honey and sweetness)

My thoughts:

Of course, that would be a brain-to-mouth filter failure, but I know I'd want to say it. Two can play that game.

[Becks]

we mistakenly think chicks dig that kind of thing.

Chicks dig the long ball.

[Gravekeeper]

Chicks dig the long ball.

I do not even know what that is. -.-

[Mnemjian]

Chicks dig the long ball.

It sounds painful

[Jester]

I do not even know what that is. -.-

It's a reference to an old commercial/ad campaign (I don't remember who the advertiser was) in which a couple of top-notch baseball pitchers are taking batting practice and hitting it out of the park, since "chicks dig the long ball." Fairly amusing commercial, actually.

[Darkforge]

It's a reference to an old commercial/ad campaign (I don't remember who the advertiser was) in which a couple of top-notch baseball pitchers are taking batting practice and hitting it out of the park, since "chicks dig the long ball." Fairly amusing commercial, actually.

I remember that one

Pity the comercial fails at doing what it was supposed to if we can't remember the product to buy...

[Jester]

A lot of commercials do that. I distinctly remember one of my broadcasting professors pointing out that if we remember the ad but not the product, no matter how creative the ad was, it was a failure.

That is why ads like "Rolaids spell relief" are so successful. There is no WAY you can forget the product, since it is an integral piece of the memorable tag line.

Years from now, will people remember what company "So easy, a caveman could do it" was a commercial for? Perhaps.

So, how many people here remember what company was being advertised when Michael Jordan and Larry Bird were shooing for "nothing but net"? I do....but it doesn't immediately spring to mind. Also, who was the company that asked "Where's the beef?"

This is not a true quiz, because the actual answers don't matter. The important question is, do you remember the advertisers...or just the ad?

[Treasure]

So, how many people here remember what company was being advertised when Michael Jordan and Larry Bird were shooing for "nothing but net"? I do....but it doesn't immediately spring to mind. Also, who was the company that asked "Where's the beef?"

where's the beef - McD's vs BK - i just don't remember who was on which side...

Nothin' but net - just guessing here - rebok's or nike's?

[Andara Bledin]

where's the beef - McD's vs BK - i just don't remember who was on which side...

Actually, it was Wendy's that ran that campaign, with the inference that the big boys (McDonald's, BK, etc) had sub-standard patty size/composition.

^-.-^

[Alteran Ancient]

My uncle used to work for Prince Charles many years back, and last I checked, he's no leader of the Anti-Christ.

He actually had his secretary tell him a few months back that "A man calling himself Prince Charles is on the line. Do you want me to get rid of him?". It was to her shock and surprise that he agreed to take the call anyway, because, sure enough, it was Charles himself, apologising for failing to send him a Christmas card.

Mind you, I don't suppose he has anything better to do with his time.