The "Bird Bather"

[delidewd]

I decided today that before I started work that I needed to visit the facilities. However, when I entered, I was greeted by a, "Whoa whoa whoa." There was a guy standing by the sink with the water running. Now I had to go too badly to care for the moment and I didn't look but I ran straight for the stall, but I had a good idea of what the reaction was to.

As I did my business my suspicions were confirmed: his pants were around his thighs and his willy was dangling down, out for all to see. I couldn't help but laugh at the fact that people were stupid enough to do whatever he was doing in public, but then I realized what world I live in isn't the ideological world my mind lives in.

When I was done, I decided to wash my hands in the breakroom so I rushed out the door and the guy was still there but his trousers were up but the water was still runnning. I described it to a coworker who dubbed the event as bird bathing.

What a nice way to start my work day.

[Amina516]

Maybe he spilled coffee on his winky?

But ugh...now there penis germs all over the sink. Not what they *the sinks* were meant for at all.

*I have a funny story similar to this...Ill post in General Work Chat/

[Exaspera]

However, when I entered, I was greeted by a, "Whoa whoa whoa."

Well, you WERE interrupting his morning constitutional!

[dalesys]

Well, you WERE interrupting his morning constitutional!

We must.
We must.
We must develop our lust.

[Aethian]

I know one guy who is so....good about being clean there he takes wet clothes with him to make sure he is clean before it goes back into his pants.

[RetailWorkhorse]

....so....is that a good thing or a bad thing, Aethian?

[Aethian]

As far as I'm concerned RW...it's a really good thing.

[Kristev]

Maybe he needs a nice girl, like Lorena Bobbitt?