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Oh, my... I have no idea where to begin with this one...
Okay, that's a lie...
It's short, but the implications are astounding.
Guy in line (in fact, the only line, for, although I have three self checks open, everyone is lining up to use this one machine. It must've been touched by Jesus himself!), and I'm wandering past him as the guy at the machine is finishing, and this guy hands me a bottle of organic juice. And I have a blue screen of death moment, stare at the juice in my hand a bit, then go "Uh?"
And I stare at him until he gets uncomfortable, and I finally get my brain unfrozen, and say, "You don't want this?"
"Oh, no, I do."
"... Here, you can have it back then, this is a self check station."
I hand him back the bottle and go on my way, straightening the soda freezers, and realize guy is staring at the machine, so I poke it on my hand scanner, and realize he's having trouble, so I go over and scan his one item for him, hardly saying anything, and go back to what I was doing.
Okay, that's a lie...
It's short, but the implications are astounding.
Guy in line (in fact, the only line, for, although I have three self checks open, everyone is lining up to use this one machine. It must've been touched by Jesus himself!), and I'm wandering past him as the guy at the machine is finishing, and this guy hands me a bottle of organic juice. And I have a blue screen of death moment, stare at the juice in my hand a bit, then go "Uh?"
And I stare at him until he gets uncomfortable, and I finally get my brain unfrozen, and say, "You don't want this?"
"Oh, no, I do."
"... Here, you can have it back then, this is a self check station."
I hand him back the bottle and go on my way, straightening the soda freezers, and realize guy is staring at the machine, so I poke it on my hand scanner, and realize he's having trouble, so I go over and scan his one item for him, hardly saying anything, and go back to what I was doing.
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