The Most Terrible Fanfic Ever

[Jester]

Actually, he's been kind enough to elaborate that this all takes place in Hell. Remember, Prince Charles is the Anti-Christ so he could just stop in for a visit and a quickie any time he wanted. >.>

Oh, well NOW it all makes sense!

[Mikkel]

Actually, he's been kind enough to elaborate that this all takes place in Hell. Remember, Prince Charles is the Anti-Christ so he could just stop in for a visit and a quickie any time he wanted. >.>

I see, thank you for explaining .

[Tama]

Er...nope. My fanfic's not going to have Kratos scarring up Goku. Sorry.

[Munkie]

I went looking for the Charles/Hitler - couldn't find any.

Also for Goku/Kratos - couldn't find it.

My Google-fu is weak this month...

[Gravekeeper]

... Y'know, I have to give you props, I think you managed to find a way for the Hot Tips guy to actually scar Gravekeeper WORSE.

Just throw in some graphic underage necrophilia!

Actually, he's been kind enough to elaborate that this all takes place in Hell. Remember, Prince Charles is the Anti-Christ so he could just stop in for a visit and a quickie any time he wanted. >.>

[Andara Bledin]

Graphic, homosexual, zombie-necro, pedo sex.

.... I expect Rule 35 to kick in on this one sometime in the not-distant-enough future...

^-.-^

[Polenicus]

Since Prince Charles AFAIK was born 3 years after world war 2, I think that scenario is a bit unlikely. Hitler took cyanide AND shot himself in the beginning of 1945, not to mention burning, he probably wasn't worth much sexually when Prince Charles was old enough to be interested.

... Y'know, I have to give you props, I think you managed to find a way for the Hot Tips guy to actually scar Gravekeeper WORSE.

Just throw in some graphic underage necrophilia!

[Mikkel]

I thought every body knew Prince Charles likes to take it hard up the ass from Hitler. Where have you been?

Since Prince Charles AFAIK was born 3 years after world war 2, I think that scenario is a bit unlikely. Hitler took cyanide AND shot himself in the beginning of 1945, not to mention burning, he probably wasn't worth much sexually when Prince Charles was old enough to be interested.

[Chromatix]

Well, the grammatically-correct full form would be "babies' mothers", or in singular "baby's mother". Or if they have somehow managed to get one girl pregnant more than once "babies' mother". This is a noun combined with another noun in possessive form.

But because this is a colloquial term, where the singular is already "baby-mama" (which is a compound word made from an adjective and a noun), the plural would simply be "baby-mamas", and this would only apply to the case where multiple mothers exist.

[Magpie]

Hm. A minor question of grammar: do you think it should be "baby mommas," or, as in "attorneys general," "babies momma?" One momma, more than one baby, probably "babies momma," but several mommas with one baby each, "baby mommas." Worst case scenario, I guess, would be "babies mommas," in which case, dude, vasectomy...

Ok, I don't feel quite as bad about admitting that this was the FIRST thing I thought of when I saw the plural of that. Well... minus the "babies mommas" part.

[Ben_Who]

Oh God

SC: “They wanna arrest me. Somebody said I uttered threats to them, it was one of my baby mommas, right.”

Hm. A minor question of grammar: do you think it should be "baby mommas," or, as in "attorneys general," "babies momma?" One momma, more than one baby, probably "babies momma," but several mommas with one baby each, "baby mommas." Worst case scenario, I guess, would be "babies mommas," in which case, dude, vasectomy...

Grammar nerd FTW!

Love, Who?

[Chromatix]

It's a trifle disappointing, I must admit. I really really want a unicorn. Not a fluffy little girl one; one of the mean kinds I can train to eat my enemies.

http://www.rhjunior.com/totq/00590.html
http://www.rhjunior.com/totq/00591.html

[Dentarthurdent]

I speak of course of that horrific moment, mid sentence, where you suddenly detoured into a tangent about furious Prince Charles x Hitler anal sex. Then, while my mind was suddenly recoiling you elaborated just to make sure that I knew Prince Charles was the catcher, not the pitcher. And that he liked it rough.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you dude? I'm not sure if that was just some utterly random psychotic episode, or if this has all been some sort of elaborate plot to spend 2 years lulling me into a false sense of security before you struck me down at my weakest.

Either way, thank you for that sweaty, grunting mental image. It should haunt me for a good 3 or 4 days at least.

G...gaaaaahhh! D...did Rule 34 and Godwin's Law just make...offspring???

[Becks]

I hate to disappoint but unless they've weaponized the summer fashion line up I don’t think it’s our catalog you’re looking in.

Hey, you never know...

[Andara Bledin]

What's even more terrifying is that anyone, let alone multiple women, wanted to have his babies!!!

Some women just want to have babies. A lot. To the point where they don't care about actually keeping them or even knowing who their fathers are. There's probably a medical term for it.

Maybe if Kratos sodomized Goku across a table at some point in it.

*twitch*

... you just know someone's going to Rule 34 that, too, don't you... >.<

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