And it was such a quiet night, too... (long, language)

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That reminds me of when my husband almost didn't get past a bouncer because they thought his ID might be fake. It said he's 5'4" when he's really 6'4". Would have been interesting to explain to our friends we were supposed to meet there, but the frustration there lies with whoever goofed up his ID, not with the bouncer. I had one once that dropped a letter from my last name.