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  • Look, but don't touch!

    Had a customer today yell at me as I grabbed one of his produce items through the plastic bag it was in, "Why do you have to touch everything?"
    I'm sorry, sir, my telekinesis isn't developed yet. Give me time.
    How else am I supposed to check and see what the number on the sticker is if I can't see it?
    "I call murder on that!"

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    Because, of course, the farmer that grew it, the worker that harvested it, the person who packed it, the driver who carted it, and your co-worker who unpacked it and put it on the shelf ALL did so without touching it.
    "What did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?"
    -Eric Foreman That 70's Show

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