Two quickies from "Seven Flags."
Double Take
Last night about 9pm, as I'm servicing a customer, this girl comes up to me. What happens next, dear God.
C: Do you know where the old guy is?
Me: Are you talking about "Mr. Seven," the mascot?
C: No, there was this old guy who said he would meet me around here today.
I shut off my microphone to give a Sonic Says to her. Dear God!
Me: Alright, didn't your parents ever teach you about stranger danger?
C: Umm, no...
Me:
Okay, you need to go to Guest Relations, and tell them about that guy. That's creepy on so many levels.
The Gift (gross)
Dear person who left me the... gift... in the employee bathroom when I visited it around 7pm tonight, which I could only describe as a Twister Wrap from KFC nestled inside a pool of poo and vomit:
FUCK YOU.
Double Take
Last night about 9pm, as I'm servicing a customer, this girl comes up to me. What happens next, dear God.
C: Do you know where the old guy is?
Me: Are you talking about "Mr. Seven," the mascot?
C: No, there was this old guy who said he would meet me around here today.
I shut off my microphone to give a Sonic Says to her. Dear God!
Me: Alright, didn't your parents ever teach you about stranger danger?
C: Umm, no...
Me:
Okay, you need to go to Guest Relations, and tell them about that guy. That's creepy on so many levels.The Gift (gross)
Dear person who left me the... gift... in the employee bathroom when I visited it around 7pm tonight, which I could only describe as a Twister Wrap from KFC nestled inside a pool of poo and vomit:
FUCK YOU.


Can you imagine what kind of parents she's got to not even tell her to beware of strangers?
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