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  • Double Take and The Gift (gross)

    Two quickies from "Seven Flags."

    Double Take

    Last night about 9pm, as I'm servicing a customer, this girl comes up to me. What happens next, dear God.

    C: Do you know where the old guy is?
    Me: Are you talking about "Mr. Seven," the mascot?
    C: No, there was this old guy who said he would meet me around here today.

    I shut off my microphone to give a Sonic Says to her. Dear God!

    Me: Alright, didn't your parents ever teach you about stranger danger?
    C: Umm, no...
    Me: Okay, you need to go to Guest Relations, and tell them about that guy. That's creepy on so many levels.

    The Gift (gross)

    Dear person who left me the... gift... in the employee bathroom when I visited it around 7pm tonight, which I could only describe as a Twister Wrap from KFC nestled inside a pool of poo and vomit:

    FUCK YOU.
    http://www.pirikapirilala.tk

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  • #2
    Good for you, helping that girl be safe like that. Can you imagine what kind of parents she's got to not even tell her to beware of strangers?
    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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    • #3
      You know what's bad? I could HEAR Sonic's voice from the Sonic Says segments... And see him doing it...

      Really, though, creepy old guy?
      Look, a signature!

      If every cashier in the world went on strike, retail would come to a screeching halt, even if for a couple hours.

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      • #4
        I'm old-school. For me, it's "Knowing is half the battle!"

        Though I guess I'd listen to what a heavily armed soldier in full uniform is telling me about traffic safety and reefer madness, too...Firearms have a way of concentrating my attention.

        Love, Who?

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        • #5
          Quoth octopi23 View Post
          Double Take
          Last night about 9pm, as I'm servicing a customer
          And all I could think was, DAMN whatta intro!
          A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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          • #6
            Quoth bainsidhe View Post
            And all I could think was, DAMN whatta intro!
            Heh heh, very funny.
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            • #7
              Wow that girl....she is a smart one isn't she? None of what she was planning seemed like a bad idea to her?

              Quoth Ben_Who View Post
              I'm old-school. For me, it's "Knowing is half the battle!"

              Though I guess I'd listen to what a heavily armed soldier in full uniform is telling me about traffic safety and reefer madness, too...Firearms have a way of concentrating my attention.

              Love, Who?
              Hehehe I was just thinking "Sonic gave advice? I only listened to GI Joe."

              I WANT this shirt...I'm a geeky girl.
              http://gizmodo.com/5326485/if-knowin...er-half-lasers
              I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.

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              • #8
                Quoth Squeaksmyalias View Post
                Wow that girl....she is a smart one isn't she? None of what she was planning seemed like a bad idea to her?



                Hehehe I was just thinking "Sonic gave advice? I only listened to GI Joe."

                I WANT this shirt...I'm a geeky girl.
                http://gizmodo.com/5326485/if-knowin...er-half-lasers
                Would Porkchop Sandwiches be applicable?
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                • #9
                  heheh I haven't seen that video in a long time.
                  It's great what people can put on shirts these days.
                  I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.

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                  • #10
                    How old was this girl? Are we talking eight and just left school, or fourteen and thinks she's so smart and grownup on the internet?

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Flying Grype View Post
                      How old was this girl? Are we talking eight and just left school, or fourteen and thinks she's so smart and grownup on the internet?
                      Yeah, and that her parents are really Dumb and don't know what they are talking about.
                      Dull women have immaculate homes.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Flying Grype View Post
                        How old was this girl? Are we talking eight and just left school, or fourteen and thinks she's so smart and grownup on the internet?
                        She was about 12.
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