pool problems

[AriGriffin]

I would have dropped this ( http://failblog.org/2010/05/31/epic-...ual-size-fail/ pic of a tiny pool) off on the person's doorstep. Filled with water and apropriately sized pool toys.

[Anakah]

Why is one pool unacceptable? Does she plan to pee in some of them and needs a fresh one each time?

[Willis]

Your customers have a script that they pass around, I swear.

I've read probably all of VRS's threads and they do seem very, very scripted in the same exact same fashion as the previous. They're still enjoyable.

[Ree]

they do seem very, very scripted in the same exact same fashion as the previous.

Yeah, I noticed that before.
I'm pretty sure he paraphrases and writes from memory, rather than describing exactly what happened, so they all end up sounding like the same conversation with a different customer and scenario.

[Cat]

She forgot to bitch about the lack of paper umbrellas in her drinks, too.

Was think an actual complaint? I ask because I would no be surprised if it was....poor VRS....you keep much cool than I could.


(OT...I love tank cat!)

[cinema guy]

I'm pretty sure he paraphrases and writes from memory, rather than describing exactly what happened, so they all end up sounding like the same conversation with a different customer and scenario.

I'm pretty sure he has mentioned doing that.

[superhotelworker]

*hugs Dave* Ma'am, / Sir.. if I build you another one.. I'm gonna bury you beneath it!"

[Ironclad Alibi]

We will know when Dave has had enough when he starts signing "Daisy, Daisy" to the customers.

[dalesys]

We will know when Dave has had enough when he starts signing "Daisy, Daisy" to the customers.

Almost had it, because they won't see the signing through the phone.

[chainedbarista]

Guest: this is so ridiculous

no, she's ridiculous. one pool is sufficient; want more? find a place that suits your particular need, like imagination land.

but, then again, she is a member of the dry pool diving team, so...

[taxguykarl]

Dave, how are you still stuck at this hellhole of a job you have ?

I thought you got a better gig....?

He did. It didn't work out, so he's back. At least we get to enjoy his threads once again.