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This one happened just about 30 minutes ago. I'm done cleaning up seafood and checking my frozen to see if its ok when I see this lady with 2 other people looking at the bakery case, I think nothing of it until I hear her lifting up the front window. I run over in time to see her trying to grab a cake the wrong way and ask her what the hell she's doing, she said she didn't see anyone behind the counter so she could do it herself. I told her that I was sorry but the bakery worker went home for the night and I don't know their scale set up. Then she says "Well if you're not going to help me, I'll just do it myself." So I took the cake out and tried to figure out the scale, after that was done I told her next time come earlier or wait until the next day, she told me not to have such a nasty attitude.
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This is ofcourse, obligatory
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
"On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
Regards, Lord Baron Darth von Vaderham, esq. Middle brother to mharbourgirl & SqueaksmyaliasComment
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Too bad you can't throw the cake in her face. What else are clowns like her good for? Or take her photograph and use her as "The Fool" in someone's tarot deck.
Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.Comment
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or have her kicked out for trying to access employee-only areas...
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Let them have cake!Quoth ApolloSZ View PostThis is ofcourse, obligatory
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09Comment
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wow, self help at the cake section? don't think so, mamie. get your sorry ass in sooner or wait until the weekend.
look! it's ghengis khan!
Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)Comment
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Ice cream doubly so!Quoth ApolloSZ View PostThis is, of course, obligatory
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
I mean, really, everyone knows that pie is the only truth.
What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --GravekeeperComment
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how about brownies or gingerbread? where do they fall in on that scale?
cookies are pretty damned awesome, i must say.look! it's ghengis khan!
Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)Comment
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Give her 2 options. Wait for it or wear it."All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"Comment
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Wouldn't work. The Fool is supposed to be an innocent, not an EW.Quoth Kristev View PostOr take her photograph and use her as "The Fool" in someone's tarot deck. Maybe the Hanged Man...XD
We are actors! We are the opposite of people! -Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
All we can do is hate. And they ALL deserve it.Comment
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F*%^ it.... let them eat cake.
.....preferably with the "special" ingredient from that bottle with the skull on it over there...."I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
-RedComment
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Quoth Kristev View PostOr take her photograph and use her as "The Fool" in someone's tarot deck.
This made me laugh and laugh. Thank you.
"So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13Comment
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Part 2 is in Brain burps, titled Cake guy........./\
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"On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
Regards, Lord Baron Darth von Vaderham, esq. Middle brother to mharbourgirl & SqueaksmyaliasComment
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