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Cable Customers Carrying On Like Crazy
Cable customers...can't live with them, can't choke them! Here are a few funny exchanges I've had with them recently:
Me: Is your TV working now, sir?
Customer: Well, a lady is putting on her slippers on this channel. Oh no, it’s Glenn Beck!
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Customer: Your prices are so high I’m going to have to sell a kidney today!
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C: I called in earlier & a lady said to me, “toot toot,” so I wanted you to know that.
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Me: Can you see the TV screen, mam?
C: I could if I were looking at it.
Me: Is your TV working now, sir?
Customer: Well, a lady is putting on her slippers on this channel. Oh no, it’s Glenn Beck!
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Customer: Your prices are so high I’m going to have to sell a kidney today!
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C: I called in earlier & a lady said to me, “toot toot,” so I wanted you to know that.
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Me: Can you see the TV screen, mam?
C: I could if I were looking at it.