Cops at the library; or, the drugged and the ass-wipers

[depechemodefan]

Actually, if any reality show wants to film in th library, it would be "world dumbest criminals."

Last thur., this guy is just walking around, kind of manic. He decides to leave the library but hocks a luggie in front of the guard. The guard calls her supervisor (Haley) and asks if she can keep out the guy. Haley said she will come right up.

Guy walks back in and the guard tries to stop him. He's just trying to get into any room, like the mechanical room by the elevator. Finally he goes into the men's bathroom. Then I think a patron complained about him on the floor in the bathroom.

Haley comes up and I go with her to find the guy. WE find him and Haley is trying to talk to him but he's not paying attention and starts to walk to the women's bathroom. We yell at him that he can't go in there. Finally we get the cop who is working at the library (he was outside, the schmuck) to take the guy outside to the cop car. Then the amublance was called for the guy.

On Thur. one of our regulars (I think he talks to himself a lot) decides to wipe his ass in public, with regular paper. My poor cw saw pubic hair. The guard was hoping he get a papercut. Cop lead him out and now he's banned.

[phantasy]

On Thur. one of our regulars (I think he talks to himself a lot) decides to wipe his ass in public, with regular paper. My poor cw saw pubic hair. The guard was hoping he get a papercut. Cop lead him out and know he's banned.

He just....wanted to randomly stick a piece of paper down his pants in the middle of public...and wipe himself? He didn't do anything else utterly disgusting to actually necessitate this ass-wiping? WTF?

This remind me of a regular customer back when I was a cashier. Ever seen girls wear low-rise jeans, so low that you would see their pubic hair, buttcrack and/or trampstamp? Yeah...we had a guy wear those. Unfortunately, he was not, in any sense of the word, attractive. He was old, chunky, dirty gray-haired blob of a human being who would just meander around the store.

*Here's to hoping that somehow he manages to find the papercut by way of alcohol!* (Don't think about that one too hard, though)

[superhotelworker]

Oh my.. I'm sorry your patrons seem to be as nuts as mine. LOL

[depechemodefan]

He just....wanted to randomly stick a piece of paper down his pants in the middle of public...and wipe himself? He didn't do anything else utterly disgusting to actually necessitate this ass-wiping? WTF?

Oh, if he just stuck his hand in his pants. No, he dropped trou.
So far no has mentioned finding human excrement. Though lately the public bathrooms have been short on toilet paper (I bet the holders with locks are broken) so maybe he lumbered around looking for something to clean his ass.