Did you need to tell me that?

[CrazedClerk]

He asked if any of the computers came preloaded with porn.

"I'm sorry sir but you will have to do SOME work to find the porn you so desire"

Hell that's like asking if a DVD player comes with a movie already inside it.

[zzapp the witch]

I used to be a porn prude, anymore its an everyday thing. You get kinda numb to it, especially after working in an.....ahem....adult shop. My bf likes to go to a site and find weird stuff to laugh at, oddly, I see the humor in ugly sex now.




I think I might need professional help....but on the upside, no one will ever need to worry about me developing questionable pictures through them.

[AFpheonix]

I get TMI occasionally, what with giving people meds for their bodily functions and whatnot.

My favorite ones thus far:
1) There was a dude who was getting some antibiotics for himself and his wife. We didn't know/care what they were treating. He called back to check to see if they were ready, and then regaled the poor tech that answered the phone about why they needed them. Apparently his wife is an adult film star, and she got some cooties from a co-star, and proceeded to give them to her husband, and they needed these meds badly, cuz how is she gonna put food on the table with her cooter looking like that?

2) The worse one out of the 2: A fellow called the overnight pharmacist and wanted to know if an uncircumcised male would be able to feel a condom coming off. Why? Well, he and his wife would engage in threesomes with their landlord for a discount on rent. Apparently, the landlord wanted to go at it from a new position, so they agreed, unfortunately it was one in which the husband couldn't see to clearly what he was doing, and he um, whoopsied inside her minus his little raincoat.
I was laughing so hard I was crying when he told me that one.

[tharglet]

Digital cameras ftw.... I can take nudie shots (if I ever wanted to!) and noone will ever have to see :P Could even buy photo paper if I wanted to - it's just as good as regular prints to me (done other photos this way before)

[pbmods]

Digital cameras ftw.... I can take nudie shots (if I ever wanted to!) and noone will ever have to see :P Could even buy photo paper if I wanted to - it's just as good as regular prints to me (done other photos this way before)

Not to mention why do these people need archive-quality photo prints of their sexual escapades? That's why the good lord invented the Polaroid!

[AFpheonix]

I had someone today that just about made me throw up in my mouth a little. A couple were vulturing for their script to get done (they weren't patiently waiting, that's for sure). The woman spied some of the Homedics back massagers we've got kicking around and brought on up for a price check, to which the guy was hollering across the waiting area something like "OH SURE....YOU'RE GONNA GET A VIBRATOR? THE OLD MAN'S NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU ANYMORE?" I tried to pretend that I wasn't hearing this line of conversation, told her the price, and let them go back to their lovely exchange in the chairs.
I found their scripts and whispered to the pharmacist to check these next so we could get these morons the heck out of here, which she giggled and did.

I call them up to ring them out, and they grumble about the copay on one, since one public plan didn't cover it for free, although the other one did for 3 bucks. Decide they don't want that med, but they do want the $10 back massager. OK, whatever. Except Jackass boy proceeds to hold it against his crotch and then the woman's while I'm giving them their total. Yeah. Not bagging that now, you can carry it out, thankyewverymuch.
I swear, some people should not be allowed in public.