c*nt-and that's putting it nicely

[BookstoreEscapee]

Every single one of Dave's customers, apparently.

I know, I know...

[Mr Hero]

African, or European?

I don't know that.

[tropicsgoddess]

She has an epic failure to communicate...VRS, you have my sympathies. *hands over some hard liquor on the rocks to VRS*

[RetailWorkhorse]

Paint a picture for me, Dave.

*Smothers Micer's mouth with one of EQ's cookies*


Shhhhhh! That "Paint Me A Picture" Guy will come back!

Anyone else wanna go up to Dave's Tourist Town and watch him at work to see if he deadpans all this stuff or is it just me?

[garth1]

I don't know that.

You have to know these things when you're King.

[Micer]

Mm, best silencing ever.

[RetailWorkhorse]

I know, right?!

[Mytical]

No no. She wanted the color of the drapes, the square footage of each room. What was in each room (including how each room was laid out), how far from the beach..in inches..it was. How many neighbors (and how far they all were in centimeters) from her, and how many total strands of hairs there were all totaled on her neighbors head. Of course you should know this off the top of your head, and know that is what she is asking for.

until you

You need an easy bakers dozen cookies after that...

[Seshat]

I agree with South Texan. She wanted to know what facilities the "resort" has.


And yes, if they're expecting a full-amenities-all-inclusive resort, then I do understand why they're behaving the way they are. But they should check BEFORE they pay.

[SiobhanCecilia]

This uber-bitch doesn't need a resort, she needs to be sent to a desert island in the middle of the Pacific guarded by sharks where she will never escape and terrorise workers. Or maybe you should suggest she take a trip through the burmuda triangle?

[MoonCat]

What did she do, dial 1-800-rent-a-villa while she was sleep-walking? How--no, WHY--would she reserve something without knowing what it was and what she was getting for the money??

No, wait, it's coming to me....

...Oh, yeah, so she can claim it wasn't what she assumed it would be, which has to be the fault of the person who took her reservation, and therefore she's entitled to a free stay at this place. Throw in some vulgar names and swear words so she can guarantee the person on the phone will lose patience with her; now she can claim disrespectful treatment of Her Royal Highness, the Almighty Customer, and get a free two weeks in the most expensive room during the busiest part of the tourist season.

Or she could just be a complete twat. That's my guess.

[taxguykarl]

Who the hell books a reservation without knowing the first thing about the place?

SC's of course.
Dave seems to draw them like a tractor beam.
I think South Texan was right about this piece of work. She thought (wanted to believe) that she booked an all-inclusive resort only to find out that she is getting a vacation rental.

[Magpie]

I get the feeling that these people got VRS's number (front desk it sounds like) when they wanted sales. They're looking for someone to spew BS at them. Front desk isn't always given the golden shovel.

[chainedbarista]

she needs a resort, just not one with beaches and lawnchairs...

[taxguykarl]

she needs a resort, just not one with beaches and lawnchairs...

You mean this one:

where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!