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[Ironclad Alibi]

Me: Will there be anything else this evening sir?

SC: your phone number.

That reminds me of a cartoon I once saw. Two guys were sitting at a bar. One guy askes the pretty waitress for a hamburger, fries and her phone number. She brings him the hamburger, fries and says a phone number. The second guy asks her "What does he have that I don't?" She replies, "A hamburger, fries and a wrong phone number."

[underemployeed]

Seriously, has any guy anywhere in the history of sex EVER gotten anywhere with the female of ANY species with a line like that? Ever?

Depending on who you ask... apparently I'm shallow, and well I sadly know some girls that that line would work on. Just saying, one girls disgusting pervert is another girls prince charming. Of course one of those girls is the village bicycle and apparently I had enough to drink that I told her I still wouldn't mind a ride. Thankfully, I had to have 2 people carry me up 3 flights of stairs and rest my head in a trash can so I missed her call later that night when she wanted to hook up.

But, for your average girl, ginger-slut is not the best pickup line. Your so gorgeous I would like to have dinner with you and get to know you probably works better.

[Mytical]

Lol, I've used a lame pickup line that actually worked before . Never expected it to work. Since it wasn't an SC story, will keep that one to myself.

As for the guy that wanted your number, I would have loved to see his face afterward. I could use a good laugh.

[Mr. Anubite]

So are you Scots, Irish, or both?

Hey now. Some of us are Eastern European.

[smileyeagle1021]

The second guy asks her "What does he have that I don't?" She replies, "A hamburger, fries and a wrong phone number."

Great line in Inception, "Well, at least you got blown off by a real pretty one... unless of course her phone number really is only 6 digits... oh, and she took your wallet"

I don't know why that quote reminded me of the Inception quote... but it did.

[Legal Eagle]

This always amuses me, when he thought you would go out with him, you were cute.

When you turned him down, you were a slut.

Either he was utalising situational irony or he's a dumb jerk, i wonder which...

[Marmalady]

Reminds me of something that happened to a young (and very pretty) CW of mine.
Two older men both tried to hit on her within about an hour - the first one gave her his phone number (unasked for) the second one wanted her number.
She was telling me about it afterwards and said, 'I didn't want to be rude, so I said I had just got a new phone and hadn't learned the number yet.'
I said 'You should have given the 2nd man the 1st man's number.'

[Polenicus]

SC: Well if you'd give me your number I'll take you out to a real ice cream place and I'd happily pay if it means I could see if the carpet matches the drapes.

So, with one line, he's managed to insult the place where you work AND imply you'd be willing to whore yourself out for a $1.95 ice cream cone, AND he wrapped it up with a line so old, crappy and overused even Hollywood won't touch it anymore?

WOW! WHAT A KEEPER!

Seriously, if your penis has a higher IQ than you do, you can't handle having one. Leave it in the bin by the door, and we'll relocate it to a more suitable home.

[Chainsmith]

So, with one line, he's managed to insult the place where you work AND imply you'd be willing to whore yourself out for a $1.95 ice cream cone, AND he wrapped it up with a line so old, crappy and overused even Hollywood won't touch it anymore?

WOW! WHAT A KEEPER!

Seriously, if your penis has a higher IQ than you do, you can't handle having one. Leave it in the bin by the door, and we'll relocate it to a more suitable home.

Just my 2 cents here, as a guy, i think that a more suitable home would be the dumpster.

[Mikkel]

Just my 2 cents here, as a guy, i think that a more suitable home would be the dumpster.

Yes, who would want a prick like that.

[MoonCat]

A turtle sundae is a sundae with caramel, hot fudge, and pecans on it..

I need one of those, too!

[/QUOTE]Cue the raging and foaming at the mouth. She demands to speak with my manager. Manager tells her the same thing I did. Meanwhile she's holding up the line. People are getting antsy behind her. She then demands to speak with the owner since apparently he's oh-so-willing to roll over and lose money because she snapped her finger. He wasn't. She threw something, stomped her foot (not making this up) and left threatening to sue..[/QUOTE]

Hormones can be a terrible thing.

Over about $1.

I am not on the menu

Me: Will there be anything else this evening sir?

SC: your phone number.

Me: Nice try sir, but no.

.[/QUOTE]SC: Well you have to give it to me, I asked for it and you're getting paid to wait on me..[/QUOTE]

Um...what? In what universe? I wanna know so I stay out of there.

How about this reply: "If you can point out where it says 'give out phone number to any dickhead who asks' on the menu, you can have it.".


[/QUOTE]SC: Well if you'd give me your number I'll take you out to a real ice cream place and I'd happily pay if it means I could see if the carpet matches the drapes..[/QUOTE]

OK, game over. Hot fudge, meet nuts

[MoonCat]

Wow, I SO messed up the quote thing on my reply. Sorry about that!

[Mikkel]

Wow, I SO messed up the quote thing on my reply. Sorry about that!

Go and remove the / from half of your {quote} commands (starting with the first, then the third and so on), then it'll be fine.
The brackets tell the program that there is a command, quote in brackets begin the quote box and /quote ends it.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I said 'You should have given the 2nd man the 1st man's number.'

Something like that happens in this Danier Leather advertisement. Watch it to the very end.

[Treasure]

Yet another man that has not learned that it is never a good idea to piss off a redhead.

What is the difference between a terrorist and pissed off RedHead?








































You can reason with the terrorist.