Keeping Your Privates Private

[Sapphire Silk]

I don't think the Navy has privates, just Ensigns.

The Army, Air Force and Marines have privates.

The Navy has seamen.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Help yourself. Just, you know, try not to use them on someone who would beat you up for implying promiscuity.

Well, you know, the last person that tried to beat me up ended up ended up..shall we say...dented.

And I suppose "implying promiscuity" is probably a very polite way to describe what was actually coming out of my mouth.

Mmm...brownies. Nomnomnom....

[Marmalady]

Well, you know, the last person that tried to beat me up ended up ended up..shall we say...dented.

Ooooh I bet they did..... Glad you enjoyed the brownies, trouble is they were so scrummy they didn't last very long - I now have to make more

[Primer]

I go down to Abilene (north-west of Austin) to visit family, but they come Up to see me....

That's funny...I go UP to Abilene from Austin...
I guess we're ALL lost!

[Ironclad Alibi]

And always turn at the dog sitting on the corner being fed candy by the kid in the hat.

After that, turn left at the corner where the white house used to be.