You can't work here. Get me someone who does.

[Magpie]

The "Real" superstore (which hosted the so-called doughnut shop where I used to work) had an external cleaning company during operating hours. But again, they were very clearly in a uniform for the cleaning company. No way to mistake them.

[Food Lady]

It would've been funny if you had paged yourself to your dept, walked away, and then appeared to help the customer as if none of it had happened. That would've killed the last brain cell.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I'm having trouble coming up with a single store that has an outside crew come in during business hours to do cleaning.

Well, we had "Larry" at Kinko's. "Larry" was a homeless schizophrenic that sometimes would run the vacuum out in self serve for us when he was having a good night and could function. We used to feed him when he came around, we usually had some good food in the back.

Beyond that, no. Every place I ever worked, including that one, we cleaned up our own store or studio or whatever.