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  • A letter from beyond the grave? [long-ish]

    OK, this is a bit complicated.
    A friend forwarded it to me so I could post it here. I don't have the EXACT details, but what I know is:
    - it is about winter servicing for a (19-year-old) car; the company is specialised in such services
    - it is set in a North American co... ah, darn. It's set in Canada
    - it came in a typewritten letter with tons of corrections and typos (that I will try to convey somehow)
    - the sum the customer is upset about is no less than $9 (Canadian) - the deal is that if the customer used the service every year it would remain on a fixed price, but if one year was skipped the "flat rate" would be canceled
    No idea how it ended, though.
    My editing (for privacy reasons) will detract a bit, and it really should be seen to be fully appreciated. I received it already heavily edited anyway.
    So, find the letter below.
    -----
    [header]

    Believe it or not, I have had 2 Emergency visits at the [Town] hospital in the last 2 weeks for [mild but painful medical issue] and [different mild but painful medical issue] problems. I was discharged after the 2nd visit just 2 nights ago since being at your [Company] center.

    As you requested, I Llkidooked through my [Company] file since coming from the hospital, to find the receipts for every year since 1991 when the car was noew, and the Guaranteed Price began. I found all the receipts except, of course, none for last year (2009).

    This the time of year when I come to [Town] and the [Company] treatmentis always done.

    Unfortunately, I was forced to leave [Town] last year due to serious illness and eventually death. Little did I kniow that this calamity would happen and I would not bbbe able to get to [Town] again until this year (June, 2010). I left the cottage in auch a rush, it was impossible for me to do the usual winterizing and had to rely on others to do it for me later in the season.

    Because you doubted my word by saying, "I've heard that story before",I decided to call [Company]'s H.O. and spoke with a very kind gentlemanwho I believe is the V-P.

    He dd not doubt my word at all and asked for your name and the branch involved. Because I do not want to cause any trouble for you, or to sever our associationship in any way, I would not give the information to him.

    He replied that this would not happen, however, I did not yield to his request so he has no idea who you are, or the branch location.

    he said there should be leniency made for the year 2009 and he encouraged me to call back if I needed to.

    According to him, you should honor the Gauaranteed Price totalligng [price].

    A reply at your earliest convenience please would be appreciated.

    Sincerely,
    [Signature]

    P.S. I did make 2 calls from [Different Town] pertaining to your special officeer to enquire if there was any possibiliilityty that the deadline date of [date] may possibly be postponed to a later date. I explained in my message that the earl liest I could go to [Town] was [date a month after the deadline]. When there was no reply, I figured you did not get my message afor there was no change with he [first date] deadline.
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  • #2
    Hmm. He tries to garner sympathy with tales of medical woes, claims to have called Corporate HQ and spoken to the VP (in the process insinuating that this VP-who-may-or-may-not-exist might bring retribution down on you), and then insist you do what he [the author of the badly written note] wants anyway.

    Ding ding ding, we have a winner here folks--

    Quoth C. Cecil Ivanish View Post
    Unfortunately, I was forced to leave [Town] last year due to serious illness and eventually death.
    Wait... "and eventually death?" So... he died?

    Sorry, that's grounds for an immediate disqualification, as the living impaired are not eligible to win.
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    • #3
      Hey, give him some credit. He went to the bother of writing a letter to pull "someone else said my story was ok", rather than just showing up in person. (Or on the phone, since this is apparently up in cottage country).

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      • #4
        Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
        Hmm. He tries to garner sympathy with tales of medical woes, claims to have called Corporate HQ and spoken to the VP (in the process insinuating that this VP-who-may-or-may-not-exist might bring retribution down on you), and then insist you do what he [the author of the badly written note] wants anyway.
        Ding ding ding, we have a winner here folks--
        Wait... "and eventually death?" So... he died?
        Sorry, that's grounds for an immediate disqualification, as the living impaired are not eligible to win.
        That's exactly it!
        Ah, by the way - it doesn't change anything, but the writer is a she. And (unfortunately, in this case) I just got this in an e-mail from a friend, I was not directly involved.
        So yes, pulling rank (of somebody she MIGHT have contacted) and showing off her magnanimity... for $9.
        Quoth Magpie View Post
        Hey, give him some credit. He went to the bother of writing a letter to pull "someone else said my story was ok", rather than just showing up in person. (Or on the phone, since this is apparently up in cottage country).
        Mind, she TYPEWROTE it.
        Cute.
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        • #5
          Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
          ...Wait... "and eventually death?" So... he died?

          ...
          They want to eat our BRAINS!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
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          • #6
            Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
            Hmm. He tries to garner sympathy with tales of medical woes, claims to have called Corporate HQ and spoken to the VP (in the process insinuating that this VP-who-may-or-may-not-exist might bring retribution down on you), and then insist you do what he [the author of the badly written note] wants anyway.

            Ding ding ding, we have a winner here folks--



            Wait... "and eventually death?" So... he died?

            Sorry, that's grounds for an immediate disqualification, as the living impaired are not eligible to win.
            I'm guessing someone else must have died...but what a boneheaded way to phrase it...

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            • #7
              Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
              They want to eat our BRAINS!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
              Seeing the posts here, they have a high risk of starving.
              Quoth Sarcastica View Post
              I'm guessing someone else must have died...but what a boneheaded way to phrase it...
              Yes, that would make sense - or she is suggesting that her ailment is deadly (I have removed it its exact description from the letter, but suffices to say that it is painful - back pains - but not deadly).
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              • #8
                Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                They want to eat our BRAINS!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
                great I've now got that song stuck in my head.......and now it will be in yours...

                "we're not unreasonable, I mean no one's gonna eat your eyes..."
                Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                • #9
                  Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                  They want to eat our BRAINS!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
                  Quoth C. Cecil Ivanish View Post
                  Seeing the posts here, they have a high risk of starving.
                  Hey now. Are you implying things about us....or the people we post about?
                  It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Pagan View Post
                    Quoth C. Cecil Ivanish View Post
                    Seeing the posts here, they have a high risk of starving.
                    Hey now. Are you implying things about us....or the people we post about?
                    OI! I am part of "us"
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                    • #11
                      Quoth C. Cecil Ivanish View Post
                      OI! I am part of "us"
                      We have met the enemy and he R ...



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                      • #12
                        Quoth dalesys View Post
                        We have met the enemy and he R ...
                        Your bases are belong to us.
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