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...Why, why why did I find no fewer than 9 DIRTY DIAPERS laying in the parking lot during my shift!?! Why!!!!!????
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"If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga -
On the plus side "Nine Dirty Diapers" would make a great album title- They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM. -
That is totally _revolting_! What sort of creature does that?Comment
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And how do you get nine of them all together at once. (Or maybe it was one person saving them up for some sort of disgusting scavenger hunt...)Quoth eltf177 View PostI don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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..Eight Revolting RestroomsQuoth Argabarga View Post
Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.Comment
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I agree with Argabarga. Question is, what music genre? Indie?"Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
"...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."Comment
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Seven People Up-ChuckingQuoth Whiskey View Post..Eight Revolting Restrooms
"But I don't want to be among mad people."
You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.Comment
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Six Crying ChildrenQuoth Princess-Snake View PostSeven People Up-Chucking
I can do this allllll day.
Edit: (everyone now!) Five Supe Overiiiiiiiiiiiides.Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.Comment
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Four ca-ll-outsI don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Three Disgusting ToiletsSuccess is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston ChurchillComment
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Two insufficient funds.Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.Comment
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And a customer trying to get something freeeeeeeeeeeee.
good job guys, well done.
Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.Comment
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Ooh, ooh, can we add three more so we have something for all 12 days of Christmas?
I sing in a choir and would just LOVE to do that version come the holiday season!
Engaged to the sweet Mytical
He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.Comment
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Just need 10,11,12 since we started at nine. I think "something" should be changed to "anything" in my last post.Quoth Marmalady View PostOoh, ooh, can we add three more so we have something for all 12 days of Christmas?
I sing in a choir and would just LOVE to do that version come the holiday season!Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.Comment
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*cracks knuckles*
On my 12th shift a row, the swamp it gave to me.....
12 temper tantrums
11 migranes throbbing
10 short change artists
9 poopy diapers
8 no-call no-shows
7 nerve pills a-popping
6 carryouts to smart cars
5 dry heaves....
4 checks NSF
3 customer complaints
2-timing managers
And a pink slip because I got fiiiiiiiiired.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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