It warms my heart....

[Amina516]

..to see you walk INTO the door, the way you do. Time and time again, walking so fast that you have actually bounced off the locked doors. Banging them with your fists always makes me smile. Whats even better is that you're standing next to a THREE FOOT SIGN that says the doors lock after 9pm. It is now 9:05. You missed the deadline. Shaking the doors has, as of yet ,failed to open them, but you try. Oh, yes you so valiantly try.

Yelling at me through the doors' one tiny, tiny window...Ah, another charming habit you have. I will not open the door, however, I will tell you to read the THREE FOOT sign that says to get your ass to the ER receptionist so she can see if youre allowed to visit whoever it is youve dragged your 5 kids out of the house in pajamas to see.

Screaming "BITCH!!" when you see me noticing you, noticing me, noticing you...Well, that will only get me to raise my coffee to you, as a salute in your direction.

You sir, are an asshole.

Have a pleasant night. I know I will. A little b/c youve made me smile, but mostly b/c im on THIS side of the locked doors and you are not.

[hinakiba777]

I must admit that the "running into locked doors and bouncing" is one of my favorite SC tricks.

I salute you, Saluting them for noticing you, Noticing them, noticing you. ^-^

[OfficeSlug]

Well, that will only get me to raise my coffee to you, as a salute in your direction.

For this, I love you.

Little do they know they're giving us free entertainment.

[bunnyboy]

For this, I love you.

Little do they know they're giving us free entertainment.

Free, hell we get payed to be entertained.

still love the only time I've had someone throw a huge hissy fit because of the no alcohol after 2 law that I'm pretty sure is all over the place up here.

*customer had grabbed it well before 2 and decided to shop, inform her it's after 2 and therefore I can't sell it, threatens to just walk out with it, I grab it, and death grip, she grabs it saying she'll put it back (yeah you just said you'd walk out with it) struggles and then gives up storming out the door.

SC: I bet your momma f***'d you in th a**.

never has a phrase made me almost break down in tears.

Tears of laughter because of how ridiculous that still sounds, a couple who would become regulars came in while I was still laughing at it.

[AtDIelement]

It must be a Pennsylvania thing... Because I ALWAYS have people who do this at the bank.

I used to wave to them, but now I just ignore them.

[Amina516]

It must be a Pennsylvania thing...

Explains alot. Ive lived in this state for too long. Lol.

[ApolloSZ]

..to see you walk INTO the door, the way you do. Time and time again, walking so fast that you have actually bounced off the locked doors.

Annnnnnnd at that point I'd have sprayed the coffee (If i drank it :P) every where as I burst into laughter. SC watching or no.

[customersruinmylife]

I love that "I'm so important" power march SC's do as they head towards a locked door. You can't help but watch and wait for that moment when they headbutt the door and wonder what the hell happened.

[LillFilly]

Sigh. They do this at my mall too, and complain that the doors lock at a certain time. Umm, the stores are closed, so you have no reason to come in my mall. Oh, and stop trying to trick the cleaners into letting you in!

[Soulstealer]

Am I the only one who actually tries the door handle instead of walking into a door? I'm terrible at doors. I push instead of pull even when it's clearly written and get made fun of by my friends for it. Yet, even I won't walk into a door.

[Sapphire Silk]

Am I the only one who actually tries the door handle instead of walking into a door? I'm terrible at doors. I push instead of pull even when it's clearly written and get made fun of by my friends for it. Yet, even I won't walk into a door.

A lot of places, like hospitals, have automagic doors that open for you (probably heightening that sense of entitlement from SC's). However, they usually open several steps before you actually cross the threshold, so if you're paying attention to where you're going anyone should notice the doors are not opening in time to stop.

I used to get a lot of SC's who wanted to visit patients after hours. We weren't allowed to let visitors in unless the patient was in ICU, or was getting ready to die (in which case the floor nurses usually let us know). Most after hours visitors were just there to hang around and watch tv, ignoring the patient altogether. Some of them would demand food from the staff (I always told them how to find the cafeteria).

I hate it when parents bring their kids to the hospital. For the most part, children have no business being in hospitals with all the drug resistant bacteria we have floating about. They get bored, and start getting into things. I can understand short 5-15 minute visits to a beloved sick relative, but really . . . if you're going to expose your kids to a dirty hospital environment (and I don't care how clean it looks, it is still dirty) make it quick, and then leave.

But for gods sake don't let them run loose up and down the halls, crawl around on the floor, or play with the IV pumps/other medical equipment. Don't let them into the nurses stations where we are trying to work.

(note: I don't get irritated with the kids, but rather with the insensitive and undisciplined parents)

Rant over.

[Magpie]

A lot of places, like hospitals, have automagic doors that open for you (probably heightening that sense of entitlement from SC's). However, they usually open several steps before you actually cross the threshold, so if you're paying attention to where you're going anyone should notice the doors are not opening in time to stop.

Also heightening the ease for those of us showing up on crutches. My issue with automatic doors is that the new ones they put in on campus, in a building that I go through frequently, are slow. As in if you're doing more than about 3-4 km/h they're not going to open on time for you. Even if you're walking at about a normal speed you're going to get really really close before they open. Granted, I wouldn't bounce per se. I'd just stop with my nose pretty damn close to the doors, and then start doing the "sensor dance". Assuming, of course, that I hadn't seen the sign from far enough away for me to just casually pretend that I never wanted to try those doors to begin with.

[MoonCat]

Yeah, the locked door thing....I've seen people go up to a store that has NO LIGHTS ON inside, grab the door handle, pull....look very surprised, then lean on the glass door, peering inside the store, and continue yanking on the handle. 'Cuz y'know, maybe it's really open and the employees just forgot to turn on all the lights and unlock the doors. Never mind the hours posted right there on the door in front of them.

[RetailWorkhorse]

..to see you walk INTO the door,
the way you do. Time and time again, walking so fast
that you have actually bounced off the locked doors.
Banging them with your fists always makes me smile.

I think I've been on YouTube too long last night, but this part right was set to music in my head.