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  • #1

    Why Do You Always Ask Why?

    The office got this phone call today. Keep in mind we ONLY work with adults. No children were prank calling us.

    SC: "Why did I get off the elevator on the wrong floor?"
    Office: "Are you sure you hit the right button."
    SC: "I couldn't remember what floor I wanted so I just hit a bunch of numbers. Then I got out on the first floor it stopped at, but it's not the floor I wanted."
    Office: "So the elevator stopped on the floor you picked?"
    SC: "Yes, but why wasn't it the floor I wanted?"
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    Ability ...... to .... comprehend..... failing! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
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    • #3
      Quoth trailerparkmedic View Post
      The office got this phone call today. Keep in mind we ONLY work with adults. No children were prank calling us.

      SC: "Why did I get off the elevator on the wrong floor?"
      Office: "Are you sure you hit the right button."
      SC: "I couldn't remember what floor I wanted so I just hit a bunch of numbers. Then I got out on the first floor it stopped at, but it's not the floor I wanted."
      Office: "So the elevator stopped on the floor you picked?"
      SC: "Yes, but why wasn't it the floor I wanted?"
      I'm telling you, as a species we are doomed.
      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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      • #4
        Quoth MoonCat View Post
        I'm telling you, as a species we are doomed.
        I do wonder how that guy would have done in a stone age environment. I shot an arrow at a mouse, why am I hungry? Why isn't it a deer?

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        • #5
          they are obviously used to the sirius cybernetics "happy vertical people movers" they have at his usual place. ;-)
          "My experience has taught me one thing. A shaved cat is much angrier than an unshaved cat."
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          • #6
            Quoth MoonCat View Post
            I'm telling you, as a species we are doomed.
            Positive proof that evolution can work in reverse...
            Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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            • #7
              yes, a perfect example of 'devolution.' may dog help us all.
              look! it's ghengis khan!
              Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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              • #8
                God forbid this guy has a rich friend.

                "I'm in the penthouse." "What floor is that on?"
                My other car is a Mackinaw.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Alephcat View Post
                  they are obviously used to the sirius cybernetics "happy vertical people movers" they have at his usual place. ;-)
                  If the people movers at his usual place are smart, they'll be sure to NEVER stop at a floor on which this guy is waiting...He's the sort that'll be first up against the wall when the revolution comes, anyway...
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                  • #10
                    Quoth EricKei View Post
                    If the people movers at his usual place are smart, they'll be sure to NEVER stop at a floor on which this guy is waiting...He's the sort that'll be first up against the wall when the revolution comes, anyway...
                    I agree with Erickei. Your army grows a little more
                    "My experience has taught me one thing. A shaved cat is much angrier than an unshaved cat."
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                    • #11
                      Quoth EricKei View Post
                      If the people movers at his usual place are smart, they'll be sure to NEVER stop at a floor on which this guy is waiting...He's the sort that'll be first up against the wall when the revolution comes, anyway...
                      Funny, this book saw appear out of thin air before me described his type as the sort that were the first against the wall when the revolution came.

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                      • #12
                        What does this moron do in a building where 1 is not the ground floor? Or what's the "M" button for?

                        Please, please, please tell me thsi person was not coming for a employment interview.

                        "so, i see you discovered we have working elevators in the building?"

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Alephcat View Post
                          they are obviously used to the sirius cybernetics "happy vertical people movers" they have at his usual place. ;-)
                          Quoth EricKei View Post
                          ...He's the sort that'll be first up against the wall when the revolution comes, anyway...
                          Yes, he obviously doesn't know where his towel is...
                          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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