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This just irritates me. There's a customer that comes in every Sunday, and though he means no harm, he always closes with the line in my title. Always. I am so tempted to ask him if he thinks I'm a thief.
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Ouch!
This guy needs to take his sense of humor back to the store and exchange it.They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass. -
How utterly annoying.
Think you could get the jump on him next time and say it first, with one of those big, fake
laughs? Nothing kills a joke like having it sprung ahead of time. 
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Or the big, fake, sarcastic laugh, and then deadpanning, "Never heard that one before."Quoth Snowbird View PostHow utterly annoying.
Think you could get the jump on him next time and say it first, with one of those big, fake laughs? Nothing kills a joke like having it sprung ahead of time. PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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Probably bought it from the same store that sells, "It didn't scan, so it's free!", "Sitting down on the job again?", "Working hard or hardly working?" and other worn out workhorses.Quoth Panacea View Post
Yeah, the SCs desperately need a new writer.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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