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  • Remember Uncle Khiras post where he theorized people from Nunavut were on vacation in

    Denver? Well I think the group left one of them behind.

    Last night I check in 2 guests. It seems pretty normal at first.
    Me: What's your first and last name?
    SC: Johnny Lucky
    Me: *You don't work for Snowglobes do you? Or since you're male, would it be Snowballs?*

    I get to the point of taking a cc, but since the friend is paying, I have to change the room info over to his name.

    SC's friend: Can you tell us where the closest bar is?
    Me: *gives directions to the closest bar*

    All was fine and good until 3:30 this morning. SC comes down to the desk in nothing but boxers.
    SC: I locked myself out of my room. My name is Johnny Lucky.
    Me: I'm sorry, but you checked in another a different name. What was your friend's name?
    SC: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't remember how I got here and I don't remember anyone was with me.
    Me: I can't help you unless you figure out a name.

    This goes back and forth for a few minutes. SC has a eureka moment.
    SC: Wait, am I in Denver?
    Me: *Close enough* Yes
    SC: All this time I thought I was in Colorado Springs.

    SC racks his brain to think of who he might know in Denver.

    After much soul searching, he gives me a correctly matching name. And now that I see it, I remember it as well, so I hand him a key to his room.
    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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    Oh my. LOL Em.. People are.. Hell I have nothing.

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    • #3
      For a moment there I was worried that you were dealing with a roofie victim. But that wouldn't be worthy of a sucky customer post.

      This guy's just a walking talking sex toy that got out of the room when his partner took a nap. Like a lost puppy, he just needs to be led back to the room and his "friend" told to keep the door locked so he won't wander again.
      Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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      • #4
        Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
        This guy's just a walking talking sex toy that got out of the room when his partner took a nap. Like a lost puppy, he just needs to be led back to the room and his "friend" told to keep the door locked so he won't wander again.

        Or, tie him up!


        Mike
        Meow.........

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        • #5
          Oh! I missed that one!
          Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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          • #6
            nah, call animal control.
            look! it's ghengis khan!
            Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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            • #7
              Quoth chainedbarista View Post
              nah, call animal control.
              Mandatory spay & neuter FTW!
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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