First week back at work...

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

And we don't ship to Nigeria

The

Nigerians

Want

Cockrings?

Electronics, DVD's, popular toys...I can understand these things.

But cockrings? Why...no strike that. I'm fairly certain that the answer would damage what little of my sanity is left. Don't want to know.

[BeeMused]

***Update!!!***

Guess who called this morning. Yep, Mister But-I-Need-Them-On-Sept.-1st!
Apparently he had tried to get those rings somewhere else and *of course* failed. So now we are to produce the rings for Oct. 1st. He was all meek and mild when he came in in the afternoon.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

The

Nigerians

Want

Cockrings?
.

Hell yeah, they do.

I read the account of a very, very good scambaiter that got a lad to send her a nude picture of himself with an erection. The nude part he managed, but for some reason, he flat out could not get it up long enough to snap a pic.

The best he could do was prop his junk up with a roofing tile.

I could not make this shit up. This was a young guy, too. I guess you could say the baiter was a Master Baiter. But the Nigerian guy apparently wasn't.

[EricKei]

Guess who called this morning. Yep, Mister But-I-Need-Them-On-Sept.-1st!

I do hope you guys are making him pay for it 100% in advance, no refunds...

[zombiequeen]

So, is this where the party is? I brought fortune cookies.

[Mytical]

Where is this party so I can avoid it? Seriously 200000 Cockrings, sounds like it will be all guys, what fun is that?

[zombiequeen]

Where is this party so I can avoid it? Seriously 200000 Cockrings, sounds like it will be all guys, what fun is that?

Right...might not be so much fun then. I'll throw the cookies as a distraction, then when they are all reading their fortunes, I'll flee the country!

[MoonCat]

Hell yeah, they do.

I read the account of a very, very good scambaiter that got a lad to send her a nude picture of himself with an erection. The nude part he managed, but for some reason, he flat out could not get it up long enough to snap a pic.

The best he could do was prop his junk up with a roofing tile.

I could not make this shit up. This was a young guy, too. I guess you could say the baiter was a Master Baiter. But the Nigerian guy apparently wasn't.

Our neighborhood paper actually used that term in a caption under a photo! A bunch of guys at some local boating club posed with titles like Captain, etc. And they seriously had one guy listed as Master Baiter. I nearly choked when I read that. Pretty sure the guys doing the typeset got the joke but apparently the editor never saw it. I sent it to Jay Leno for Headlines but I never saw it on the show.

[BeeMused]

I do hope you guys are making him pay for it 100% in advance, no refunds...

You bet, with a huge custom order it's always pay first. Very good longterm customers can get away with paying 50% up front and the rest at delivery, but this guy is relatively new, so it's 100%. $-) OK, we rarely have custom orders that large, but those are the terms of business.

Oh and I now know what he needs that many cockrings for. He's opening 4 new shops (sex sells, I guess) and uses them as give aways. If he thinks, he needs 100,000 little packages with 2 rings each for that... we'll happily deliver them...