Translation: Oh Shut the Fuck Up

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Passive aggressive git.

[NateTheChops]

"Aren't you supposed to ask me for my rewards card?"

"Oh, I'm sorry sir. I can't do anything at this point."

"Well why not?"

"I'm sorry sir. But when it asks for a signature on the pad I can't back out of it. You can go online and do it though."

"Well what good does that do me? You always do this to me, every single time."

And I know you from every other asshole that comes through my line...?

Goes and complains to my manager. Yes, I apologize for not asking for your card. I told you the alternative. Half of this crap you wouldn't be getting rewards back on anyhow so it's not that huge a deal since you'd basically have wasted the energy. You could go online you prick.

[ShinyKitsune]

Am I smiling because I'm happy, or because I'm about to pounce? No one knows because I've been trained not to growl

Ah, yes, you got the same training I did. Take it they taught you how to resist clawing their eyes out as well?

[NateTheChops]

Ah, yes, you got the same training I did. Take it they taught you how to resist clawing their eyes out as well?

Oh no. I got to do that quite a bit at Rank Aid, especially on the alcohol customers. I just haven't been provoked to quite that level at <office supply store>. So long as I get a biscuit every now and again I should be fine.