Opener-closer at "Seven Flags." Blach.
Me: Hi there, would you like to play my game? I can guess your age or weight.
Kid (5ish): How much does this cost?
Me: It's 5 dollars.
Kid: Do you take credit cards? *Holds up a Gold Amex to my face*
Me: Uh, no.
What the fuck was that? What parent would let their five year old carry a credit card?
Me: Hi there, would you like to play my game? I can guess your age or weight.
Kid (5ish): How much does this cost?
Me: It's 5 dollars.
Kid: Do you take credit cards? *Holds up a Gold Amex to my face*
Me: Uh, no.
What the fuck was that? What parent would let their five year old carry a credit card?



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