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So, I was in lot "A" and found a car with no lot "A" permit, but it did have a permit up for lot "Z" all the way across town. Well, that won't do him any good here, but, wait, woah, something isn't right about that lot Z permit, I look closer, and it's a fake, a pretty good one, but fake. You could see it was made on a laser printer, (real permits are printed on plastic) and then glued to one of those plastic permits (I'll bet if i peeled it off, it'd be last years permit underneath, they just changed color last week from green to blue)
As I'm checking it out, the owner comes running out and says "Woah woah woah, I'll move it."
"Good" I said, "Because you don't have a permit to be here. Oh, and don't let me catch you in Lot Z either, or I'll tow you for having that fake permit"
"Uh, what fake permit?" he asks "The one on your mirror, for lot Z, doesn't look real to me" I told him
"Oh, " he says, and quickly drove off
See? I can be a nice guy. If I wanted to be a bastard, I wouldn't have told him his "Permit" failed the laugh-test before he even got a chance to use it.
As I'm checking it out, the owner comes running out and says "Woah woah woah, I'll move it."
"Good" I said, "Because you don't have a permit to be here. Oh, and don't let me catch you in Lot Z either, or I'll tow you for having that fake permit"
"Uh, what fake permit?" he asks "The one on your mirror, for lot Z, doesn't look real to me" I told him
"Oh, " he says, and quickly drove off
See? I can be a nice guy. If I wanted to be a bastard, I wouldn't have told him his "Permit" failed the laugh-test before he even got a chance to use it.
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