He's BACK! Back in the saddle agaaaaiin! (Vulger, as always)

[Kristev]

If only it were under better circumstances.

[infinitemonkies]

An Uncle KhirasHY post! My favorite holiday!

That was awesome! I'd ask WTF a "hosebeast" is, but does it really matter?

See 'Wayne's World' for complete details. There will be a test later. When I take over the world, everyone will be required by law, on pain of execution, to make at least one Wayne's World and/or Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure reference every day.


AS for Daddy's boy, the lawyer, I find very amusing the idea of him sitting in a court room, Daddy beside him, asking "what should I do now?" every time the judge says something.

[Midnight]

The stupid is strong with these potential hotel guests!

[Becks]

I wish I could hate you to death.

Oh, yeah...siggy time.

[Alpha Strike]

Welcome back - good to see you posting again.

...

Me: That is, as they say, it. Would you like to book a room?
SC: Uh...no...that's ok...

KO!!!!

A large voice screams over the PA system, and the SC bursts into an explosion of coins...Khiras has slain yet another foe!!!

I was slowly scrolling down my screen as I read your post and suddenly came across the huge "KO" - totally unexpected. For some reason I pictured you in a flying uppercut (ala "Street Fighter") and the defeated customer flying across the screen in an unconscious heap. Definitely put a smile on my face - thank you!

[blas]

So are you sure you don't have any rooms?

Not even a broom closet?

[MoonCat]

I love the credit card bit. I get that every day. "What card are you using?" (I only ask this to fill the silence while my computer takes its sweet time getting to the payment screen). WHY do they always give the name of the bank? Or Visa Gold...Is that supposed to impress me?

[Bella_Vixen]

When I take over the world, everyone will be required by law, on pain of execution, to make at least one Wayne's World and/or Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure reference every day.

Would it count if I said that hearing Bohemian Rhapsody makes me crave donuts?

[Ironclad Alibi]

If anything goes wrong, he turns to his dad (on SPEAKER PHONE) and asks "what do you want me to do!?"

I am imagining this guy sounding like Junior from the movie Smokey and the Bandit 2.

[Imogene]

OMG HAI GAIS!!!

OMG, SHOES! Wait... what? Khiras!

A large voice screams over the PA system, and the SC bursts into an explosion of coins...Khiras has slain yet another foe!!!

Hopefully, it was one of your girlfriend's evil exes...? If not, did you at least save River Side High from the evil nerds...?

I've often found it best to avoid attracting the attention of the gods, for they bore easily and are full of bad ideas >_>

Like that time he jumped out of the moving car when we decided to take the road trip to Vegas...?

When I take over the world, everyone will be required by law, on pain of execution, to make at least one Wayne's World

I routinely headbang as I sing Bohemian Rhapsody... no, seriously...

[unperson]

Me: That is, as they say, it. Would you like to book a room?

h2g2 ftw tencharacters!

[Andara Bledin]

I've often found it best to avoid attracting the attention of the gods, for they bore easily and are full of bad ideas >_>

As long as you don't end up Xom's teddy bear, you should be ok.... >_>

Why I love my system.. I start typing and it fills in card type for me.

AmEx starts with 3, Visa starts with 4, Mastercard starts with 5, and Discover starts with 6.

I'm not sure why any system anywhere still asks for card type. I know my company's processor doesn't care.

^-.-^

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I am imagining this guy sounding like Junior from the movie Smokey and the Bandit 2.

You've just mentioned one of my all time favorites . . . but wouldn't that guy from the post sound more like Little Enos?

[XCashier]

SC: Hi, do you have any rooms tonight?
Me: I'm afraid not, we're completely full.
SC: Not even one?

No, you vapid, walrus-lipped hosebeast....

SC: Not even one of your suites?

"What part of 'no' don't you understand?" What is with these SCs who cannot comprehend a simple, two-letter word?

we have a lawyer who stays at the hotel who gets a special rate for his company, even though he's the only one who stays. They basically made it for him because he is a raving assfucktard-dickhead....99% of the time, he cannot call the hotel without having his dad sitting right next to him, coaching him. If anything goes wrong, he turns to his dad (on SPEAKER PHONE) and asks "what do you want me to do!?" He is incapable of holding a conversation without being a dick to someone, and if something goes wrong (like us being sold out), he can't think enough for himself without daddy making the decision for him.

How old is this guy? Does Daddy still change his diapers for him, too?

I routinely headbang as I sing Bohemian Rhapsody... no, seriously...

That's the only way to listen to it!

[EricKei]

Bohemian Rhapsody

That's the only way to listen to it!

Should be interesting to play it in RockBand 3 when it comes out next month, then ^_^