The Nominees For Craziest Customer Are...

[Sapphire Silk]

At Grape Cat and Chainedbarista . . . here ya go.

I think there's still enough left in the bottle . . . .

[Megg]

"Roses are red, violets are blue. Garbage stinks and so do you!"

I broke rule #1 ... thank goodness it was tea out of my nose and not Dr Pepper. I would have laughed in her face, I couldn't have helped it.

[MoonCat]

Tie between #3 and #4. #3 because that was too stupid for anybody over the age of 6. #4 because she's going to burn more than 34 cents worth of gas just coming back to pick up her change.

[Wenchie]

Any brain bleach left? The image of scuzz-central getting laid makes me feel all icky.

Speaking of brain bleach, I just introduced my neighbor to the term about a week ago. He is vastly amused. Of course, he was also amused by the term "reverse tetris" that I used yesterday... we were unloading his moving van into my his apartment.

(I tried to walk off with his bookshelves... he doesn't need all of them!)

[taxguykarl]

Number 3 has my vote. As for #1, at least she is not breeding.

[Magpie]

As for #1, at least she is not breeding.

She thinks that "no BC pills today" means "no sex tonight". I wouldn't be too sure that she's not breeding if I were you.

[XCashier]

1. This very large and scuzzy woman...turns around and yells to her husband standing way up the aisle, "Well I guess there won't be any sex for you tonight!"

I bet he breathed a sigh of relief!

2. ..."Jesus Christ! What the hell is taking so long? I am going to be late for church!"

"I'm sure He can hear you using His name as profanity all the way down here!"

3. ..."Roses are red, violets are blue. Garbage stinks and so do you!"

"And I am rubber, and you are glue. Your words bounce off me and stick to you!"

4. ...She was shorted 34 cents!

It'll cost her more in gas to drive back to the store. But she's gotta have that 34¢, it's the principle of the thing!

Who do you think should get the prize?

Does the prize include a ride through the Chipmobile? I'd call it a four-way tie...

[taxguykarl]

As for #1, at least she is not breeding.

She thinks that "no BC pills today" means "no sex tonight". I wouldn't be too sure that she's not breeding if I were you.

OK, she's trying not to breed--mistakes SC's happen.