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What you need to do, the next time they insist that you have a room when the hotel is booked, tell them..
"you are right.. we are hiding a bunch of rooms"
Then pull out a "pup tent" and toss it on the counter
"Here you go.. that will be $69 a nite (or what every your rate is)"Just sliding down the razor blade of life.
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Funny story from...last year, I think. Was at a tattoo convention. The hotels closest to the convention are a bunch of old, charming an sweet-as-hell boats. The rooms are also tiny. One of those boats had to be evacuated, because someone (can't remember who it was) set off the fire alarm by using a can of hairsprayQuoth Whiskey View Postwait... why would steam set off a fire alarm? O_O
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Oooh... hoist with my own petard.Quoth Magpie View PostWeren't you the one who advocated pretending everything was done in the best possible light?

^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Even though you check everyone into the hotel via the computer system there are physical cards or printouts as well in case something happens to the computers.Quoth laborcat View PostWhat's a bucket check?
Also in case of an emergency these "buckets" can be taken out of the hotel to make sure that every person that was in the hotel is now outside. At least this was how we were supposed to do it.
My boss would have us park as close to the front doors(across from actually) as possible because he'd make us take those said buckets out to our car and throw them in the trunk to be safe before we went back in to get everyone. There were drills...sigh..drills.
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great idea for a prank, remember those expanding sponges? Get some and drop them in water when customers complain about being sold out and tell them... oops we should have gotten instant rooms not a dinosaur.Quoth dalesys View PostBest of all, the Instant*Roomâ„¢ washes away if it's too wet... and blows away if it's too dry... *with* the inmates!
I'm sorry reading is not a new concept it has been widely taught in our nation for at least the past 100 years. Please, learn to do it CORRECTLY before you become contagious.
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