Tales From the Mailbag...part 6

[Elspeth]

*hugs* I don't know who you keep your cool. And wow the stupid was in the air. Would you like my "Stupid Stick"?

[Aethian]

I am wondering why you didn't have the women arrested. Cutting you off in her car is at least reckless driving, more likely vehicular assault, and possibly unlawful detention.

Wait, did her car actually touch your truck? As in she hit you?!?

She almost took off my bumper. If her car had been a SUV type she would have removed the corner mirrors. And sadly I can't csquared. Since she didn't actually hit my truck I don't think I would have been able to. And since she was complaining about mail, or the lack thereof, it really wasn't unlawful detention. Now if she had hit my truck, the way she was angled she could have said I rammed into her even after seeing her 'park' in front of me. And if she had kept me up longer with her BS then yes it would have been against federal law because she was willfully detaining me and thus slowing the delivering of first class mail.

*hugs* I don't know who you keep your cool. And wow the stupid was in the air. Would you like my "Stupid Stick"?

Stupid Stick? And I don't know sometimes...

[Magpie]

Customer ordered a very caustic cleaning solution for his boat.

Guys this wasn't a corrosive product like acid.

Caustics can be corrosive, it happens at both ends of the scale.

[chainedbarista]

yes, caustic = alkalinity; can burn just as badly as any acid.

scary stuff, that.

how about some mac n cheese especial? homemade, of course.

[Aethian]

*takes bowl of yumminess and noms happily*

[MoonCat]

And if she had kept me up longer with her BS then yes it would have been against federal law because she was willfully detaining me and thus slowing the delivering of first class mail.

Wait, does this mean that my nosey neighbor could be charged with a crime for keeping the mailman standing at her door chatting for an hour? (please say yes)

[Aethian]

AN HOUR?! I would try his supervisor first but please remember we do get two ten minuet breaks and a unpaid half hour lunch. He could say he was doing all three at once. Which we're not supposed to do and bring that down to ten minuets...

You can't charge anyone with anything concerning to the law. You can only bring it up to postal inspectors who can do the investigation and charging.

[Wenchie]

Hummmm.... I may have to hunt you down and feed you. ^_^

[CatsLairArchives]

Boss: So...can I say hello now?
Me: HI BOSS! *overly cheerful* I did it again...
Boss: Address? *gives address* Name? *gives name* I'll watch for her. Don't be out to late.

Seriously, you want me to waste time looking for mail when I DON'T KNOW YOU, and then get pissed because I had none. Where is that logic? Where? I wanna see it.


Okay...need din din...might post more. We'll see.

It sounds like you have an incredibly cool boss.

And you sound like a character from a book I once read, by the name of Craig Norstrom (the type of person who is fun to work with and can make even the most hellish times bearable)

[Aethian]

It sounds like you have an incredibly cool boss.

And you sound like a character from a book I once read, by the name of Craig Norstrom (the type of person who is fun to work with and can make even the most hellish times bearable)

Last I knew i was real... At least my mom and creditors seem to think so.