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I thought.. there'd be only ONE wedding party. Nope, 2. And thankfully, one knows how to behave.. the other.. not so much.
There's a guy from one of them currently outside with the group now. Earlier, the lone drunk ranger, decided since he couldn't remember his room, he was gonna knock on a door. He picked someone from their wedding, but still. So, I go up cause the guest was a bit bothered by it (Like I blame them) and tell him if he knocks on one more door, he goes.
Now, before I get told "that's not fair", I'll break this down easily:
1. not even 5 minutes after shift start and Darlin and Mom are gone, this guy wants a key to his room, but can't give me his name, id or room number.. which means I can't help.
2. He's trying to bum cigarettes off me. I don't smoke. No, I dunno where to get them this late, it's NOT MY HABIT!
3. Told the guy currently vouching for his ass (the grooms dad), that "She's just got out it out for me cause she wants to lay me and can't."
EW dude. Just.. no. Not with a full body condom on and the hazmat tent waiting for afterwards.
Oh and since the wedding parties are still pouring in, I've heard the following statements at least 10 times:
1) My god there's a lot of bikes, can't you move them so WE can park?
2.) So if my daughter wants to get a room here, can she?
3) you have to be 21? That's not fair!
4). Do you think I'm cute? (NO! NO NO NO!)
Oh and my solution:
Dear incoming guest / wedding party / group (Circle which applies),
We'd like to welcome you to our clean and hospitable hotel, but we would like to warn you ahead of time of the rules that we ask all of our guests to follow.
1.) No fighting with desk clerks or other guests.
2.) No drunken parties after 12:30 on weeknights, 1 on weekends.
3.) Respect all other hotels guests and staff.
4.) If you can't hold your liquor or behave like an adult after consuming any, please stay home.
5.) If you're asked to leave by the desk clerk or a police officer, comply please.
Breaking any of the above rules has one of two possible solutions.
A) You get warned and comply with said warning or B) You get warned twice then kicked out.
Any of the following is a direct link to get you on DNR:
1.) Harrassing, scaring or going beyond "Nice" to "Creepy" standards with the desk clerks, other staff or guests.
2.) Smoking ANYTHING in a non smoking room.
3.) Smoking pot or any other illegal drug.
By signing below you give us the right to kick you out should you break the rules or cause a bigger disturbance than can be listed here. If you have a problem with this, cancel your room now.
___________ (Name)_________ (Date)______
There's a guy from one of them currently outside with the group now. Earlier, the lone drunk ranger, decided since he couldn't remember his room, he was gonna knock on a door. He picked someone from their wedding, but still. So, I go up cause the guest was a bit bothered by it (Like I blame them) and tell him if he knocks on one more door, he goes.
Now, before I get told "that's not fair", I'll break this down easily:
1. not even 5 minutes after shift start and Darlin and Mom are gone, this guy wants a key to his room, but can't give me his name, id or room number.. which means I can't help.
2. He's trying to bum cigarettes off me. I don't smoke. No, I dunno where to get them this late, it's NOT MY HABIT!
3. Told the guy currently vouching for his ass (the grooms dad), that "She's just got out it out for me cause she wants to lay me and can't."
EW dude. Just.. no. Not with a full body condom on and the hazmat tent waiting for afterwards.
Oh and since the wedding parties are still pouring in, I've heard the following statements at least 10 times:
1) My god there's a lot of bikes, can't you move them so WE can park?
2.) So if my daughter wants to get a room here, can she?
3) you have to be 21? That's not fair!
4). Do you think I'm cute? (NO! NO NO NO!)
Oh and my solution:
Dear incoming guest / wedding party / group (Circle which applies),
We'd like to welcome you to our clean and hospitable hotel, but we would like to warn you ahead of time of the rules that we ask all of our guests to follow.
1.) No fighting with desk clerks or other guests.
2.) No drunken parties after 12:30 on weeknights, 1 on weekends.
3.) Respect all other hotels guests and staff.
4.) If you can't hold your liquor or behave like an adult after consuming any, please stay home.
5.) If you're asked to leave by the desk clerk or a police officer, comply please.
Breaking any of the above rules has one of two possible solutions.
A) You get warned and comply with said warning or B) You get warned twice then kicked out.
Any of the following is a direct link to get you on DNR:
1.) Harrassing, scaring or going beyond "Nice" to "Creepy" standards with the desk clerks, other staff or guests.
2.) Smoking ANYTHING in a non smoking room.
3.) Smoking pot or any other illegal drug.
By signing below you give us the right to kick you out should you break the rules or cause a bigger disturbance than can be listed here. If you have a problem with this, cancel your room now.
___________ (Name)_________ (Date)______
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