So.
Thrills: "FALSE ADVERTISING"
Yet another customer who does not understand Aid of Rite's "Healthiness +" reward policy. Even though I told her "That is the way the program works" and "No you will be paying $6.99 for the 'Bolgers' coffee and you will be getting a $1 coupon to use for your next purchase," by God she WANTED THAT COUPON NOW DO YOU HEAR ME THIS IS FALSE FUCKING ADVERTISING SHE WILL TELL ALL HER FRIENDS TO NEVER SHOP AT THIS GODDAMN AID OF RITE NEVER AGAIN!!!!!! $6.99 FOR FUCKING COFFEE IS TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE DO YOU HEAR?!?" Didn't matter that manager S2 was telling her the exact same thing. Swear to God she reminded of that video that's probably on youtube where there's a guy screaming "FALSE ARREST" over and over and over.
Chills: The Adult Diaper
One of my regulars who comes in in a wheelchair accidently upskirted me today because she was carrying the soda she had paid for in an awkward way so that her short skirt was pulled upwards.
She upskirted about 25 other customers, too. At least I didn't see anything else...just enough to let the world know she wears adult diapers...
Spills: One After The Other
Thank Fuck I didn't have to clean any of it up.
First it was beer in the beer aisle.
Then someone's kid threw up all over the end of the toy aisle.
Then in the middle of a huge line, I hear "PLOP SPLASH SHIT" because a customer dropped a jar of pasta sauce.
All of that within...15 minutes of each other?
Thrills: "FALSE ADVERTISING"
Yet another customer who does not understand Aid of Rite's "Healthiness +" reward policy. Even though I told her "That is the way the program works" and "No you will be paying $6.99 for the 'Bolgers' coffee and you will be getting a $1 coupon to use for your next purchase," by God she WANTED THAT COUPON NOW DO YOU HEAR ME THIS IS FALSE FUCKING ADVERTISING SHE WILL TELL ALL HER FRIENDS TO NEVER SHOP AT THIS GODDAMN AID OF RITE NEVER AGAIN!!!!!! $6.99 FOR FUCKING COFFEE IS TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE DO YOU HEAR?!?" Didn't matter that manager S2 was telling her the exact same thing. Swear to God she reminded of that video that's probably on youtube where there's a guy screaming "FALSE ARREST" over and over and over.
Chills: The Adult Diaper
One of my regulars who comes in in a wheelchair accidently upskirted me today because she was carrying the soda she had paid for in an awkward way so that her short skirt was pulled upwards.
She upskirted about 25 other customers, too. At least I didn't see anything else...just enough to let the world know she wears adult diapers...
Spills: One After The Other
Thank Fuck I didn't have to clean any of it up.
First it was beer in the beer aisle.
Then someone's kid threw up all over the end of the toy aisle.
Then in the middle of a huge line, I hear "PLOP SPLASH SHIT" because a customer dropped a jar of pasta sauce.
All of that within...15 minutes of each other?
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