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Helping someone get a bill straightened out today and when the hold time is just a matter of a few seconds I'll just do the work with the customer on the line. I was in a disgustingly good mood today for some reason and this guy nearly killed it. I was helping this guy plan some payments which is above and beyond what I actually have to do and I was being really friendly about it.
Me: ...ok, just a moment while I get these balances on that payment plan for you.
SC: Sure thing buddy.
Me: *silence while I quickly set up his payment plan*
SC: *talking to someone in the background*. Huh? Yeah, still on the phone with these assholes... You should hear this guy talk. Sounds like a faggot. *laughing in background*
Me: ...Ok your payment plan is all set up. Details will be on your next bill.
SC: That was quick, man. I didn't even hear hold music.
Me: Oh no, it was quick enough to not have to put you on hold. I know how annoying that hold music is...
SC: Oh, uh, you know I was just kidding right?
Me: I'm sorry I was entering your payment details did you ask me a question while I was zoned out?
SC: Oh hah, nothing. It's ok. Thanks, man.
Me: Sure thing. Thanks for calling *cue lisp* have a FABULOUS day! *release call*
Faggot? I'm nice and go out of my way to set up these arrangements and that makes me a faggot? I couldn't told him to worry about his own goddamn bill and been super macho but then he would've gotten disconnected. He better be glad I was in such a "faggoty" mood today. I feel sorry for actual gay people who have to put up with this kind of ignorant BS on a daily basis from bungholes like this guy.
Me: ...ok, just a moment while I get these balances on that payment plan for you.
SC: Sure thing buddy.
Me: *silence while I quickly set up his payment plan*
SC: *talking to someone in the background*. Huh? Yeah, still on the phone with these assholes... You should hear this guy talk. Sounds like a faggot. *laughing in background*
Me: ...Ok your payment plan is all set up. Details will be on your next bill.
SC: That was quick, man. I didn't even hear hold music.
Me: Oh no, it was quick enough to not have to put you on hold. I know how annoying that hold music is...
SC: Oh, uh, you know I was just kidding right?
Me: I'm sorry I was entering your payment details did you ask me a question while I was zoned out?
SC: Oh hah, nothing. It's ok. Thanks, man.
Me: Sure thing. Thanks for calling *cue lisp* have a FABULOUS day! *release call*
Faggot? I'm nice and go out of my way to set up these arrangements and that makes me a faggot? I couldn't told him to worry about his own goddamn bill and been super macho but then he would've gotten disconnected. He better be glad I was in such a "faggoty" mood today. I feel sorry for actual gay people who have to put up with this kind of ignorant BS on a daily basis from bungholes like this guy.
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