The Facebook Leech

[Mr Hero]

For the past few weeks on my night sfhits, we've had this lady that would sit on one of the lobby computers all night and do Farmville. I assumed her to be a guest, but my gut was telling me she was not.

Just this past weekend, she was here again, so naturally I assumed she was a regular. Towards the end of my shift, she walks down the hall as if to be going to her room. I check on our survailence monitor, and see she actually walked out the side door. This suggests to me she's not actually a guest.

Today she asks for a book of matches.

Me: What room is this for?
S"C": 307

Ahah! We do not have anyone in 307. I believe I caught her in a lie. I believe I now have what I need to confront her next time she mooches our internet.

[bhskittykatt]

Let us know what happens!

Reminds me of one guest who said "I need WiFi. I have to check my FarmVille." My CW has actually friended guests who play FV. I'm surrounded by FV freaks at work! (I used to play, but quickly got bored with it.)

[fireheart]

Is it possible to set up a system where once a guest checks in, they're given an access code and password? Then once they check out the password is changed?

[bhskittykatt]

Is it possible to set up a system where once a guest checks in, they're given an access code and password? Then once they check out the password is changed?

Depends on the set-up. That's how my motel does it. They can get access codes good for 24 hours.

I know some places give free WiFi to guests, but if you pay a fee they'll give you an access code and let you use it in their lobby without checking in.

[Shalom]

Wait a minute. She's using one of your hotel's actual computers, not just bringing in a laptop and mooching your wi-fi?

Find out how to get into your router's config table, and when you see her sit down, re-route all her HTTP requests to something interesting. Like goatse.cx, maybe.

[Mr Hero]

Wait a minute. She's using one of your hotel's actual computers, not just bringing in a laptop and mooching your wi-fi?

Find out how to get into your router's config table, and when you see her sit down, re-route all her HTTP requests to something interesting. Like goatse.cx, maybe.

That's evil and yet I love it! I know exactly where it is, and it's easily disconnected. If I rememebr correctly, the lobby computers have their own system.

[fireheart]

Find out how to get into your router's config table, and when you see her sit down, re-route all her HTTP requests to something interesting. Like goatse.cx, maybe.

Or something equally disturbing like "2 girls 1 cup" or "Tubgirl".

[Racket_Man]

Or something equally disturbing like "2 girls 1 cup" or "Tubgirl".

OHHHHH that is sick. (yes I have heard the details of these "videos" and NO I will never view them too sick for me)

[Eisa]

Or just something that's "normal" twisted porn. I don't know. Oooh actually I do.

A Pokephiliacs site.

...Gawd, I never wanted to know what that was.

[Tama]

Or Dragonballx if it's still around...

[fireheart]

OHHHHH that is sick. (yes I have heard the details of these "videos" and NO I will never view them too sick for me)

I've heard them, haven't viewed them. Just thought it'd be an evil sick way to get revenge

[RayvenQ]

Just have her redirected to Leek Girl (No, not anything like the previous suggestions) Safe for work, not a horrible shock image but annoying as heck.

http://www.leekspin.com/

(Entirely safe for work or anyone else, though warning, may cause extreme annoyance.

[PepperElf]

*bounces and sways to the song*

and here i was just going to suggest rickrolling her but... o that's good lol.
catchy, yet annoying lol

[RayvenQ]

*bounces and sways to the song*

and here i was just going to suggest rickrolling her but... o that's good lol.
catchy, yet annoying lol

See how long you can continuously listen to it

[Darkforge]

personally I'd suggest shying away from shock or annoyance sites

Try linking to a page that states that only registered guests may use the computers. see how long it takes her to come and find an employee who can catch her out.