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SC: No. You need to tell me how to steal someone else's wireless.
SC: I have a desktop. I'm just too fucking cheap to pay for wireless.
Quoth Dracalous
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Me: That's quite a bit more than 20 items. A lane with a belt would be able to check you out faster...
SCM: I don't give a shit!
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JESTER: "Here's the beer menu, folks. Please be advised that we are out of Rapscallion's Raunchy Rat Ale at this time."
SC: "So you don't have any Raunchy Rat Ale?"
JESTER: "Um, no."
JESTER: "What can I get for you folks?"
SC: "We'd like the Plaidman Portabello Mushroom Sandwich, please."
JESTER: "I'm sorry, we're all out of the Plaidman Portabello today. Can I get you something else?"
SC: "So, no Plaidman Portabello, huh?"
JESTER: "....no."
Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, ad nauseum! If we're out of it, and we tell them we're out of it, someone will ask if we're out of it, right after we've told them that we are, in fact, out of it.
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