Every day, I grow more convinced that some customers should have to pay a severe penalty. The woman in this story should have to have her name legally changed to "Ms. So-and-so, the Woman Who Got Banned From A Movie Theater."
Judge: I'll now introduce the lawyers. Representing the people [blah, blah, blah]. Representing the defense, Ms. So-and-so, the Woman Who Got Banned From A Movie Theater."
Her business cards should read,
Judge: I'll now introduce the lawyers. Representing the people [blah, blah, blah]. Representing the defense, Ms. So-and-so, the Woman Who Got Banned From A Movie Theater."
Her business cards should read,
Ms. So-and-so, Attorney at Law
"The Woman Who Got Banned From a Movie Theater."
"The Woman Who Got Banned From a Movie Theater."



Talk about me like that again and you're going to get the shit beat out of you by a cripple.
Some of you might know that I take my 90-year-old grandmother shopping sometimes. She could take herself, but since she doesn't get around very well sometimes, it's better that way. I'd hate for her to fall. She also doesn't see fine print very well, so sometimes has to ask employees about things. It's not that she's lazy, but, she just can't help it.
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