This isn't from my work but was told to me by my housemate who works at a movie theater.
This movie theater he works at is an independant "chain" that only plays small time movies and serves special food. They have muffins, high class candy bars and coffee for people coming in to watch something off the mainstream. Unfortunatly it is in a city, and when you're in a city you tend to get your regular flow of crazies. so on to the story...
He was working late one night, like most, and was almost entirly alone in the main section of the movie theater. one theater just let out so he went in and helped clean real quick before coming back to the reception desk. he noticed right away that all the creamers were in a pile with the bowl they were in missing...
A few moments later he saw a guy get out of the bathroom with the bowl in hand. the bowl was all wet and when asked about it he just mumbled to himself and left the theater (leaving the bowl behind).
A couple days later he talked to his co-worker about it and she gave him the skinny on this guys return. Apparently she did the same thing my housemate did and when she returned the bowl was missing and the creamers in a pile again. she knew it had to be that same guy so she got the manager to wait by the bathroom enterance. when the guy came out the manager cornered him and asked why he had the creamer bowl and why it was all wet... the mans response...
"I don't like using toilet paper so I use the bowl for my hands"....
WHAT! WHAT! you do what!? apparently this guy, not liking the feel of toilet paper, would use his hands to clean himself. then he would use the bowl, which he would fill with water, to soak his hands in with every wipe.
that's right... he used a bowl used by people for creamers, to soak his poo covered hands in. the manager flipped out, told him to never come back again and if he saw him again he would call the police. the man then dropped the bowl and bolted out of the theater. the bowl was thrown out right away, the whole coffee counter was doused in bleach and the creamers are now in a small paper bag instead of a bowl.
This movie theater he works at is an independant "chain" that only plays small time movies and serves special food. They have muffins, high class candy bars and coffee for people coming in to watch something off the mainstream. Unfortunatly it is in a city, and when you're in a city you tend to get your regular flow of crazies. so on to the story...
He was working late one night, like most, and was almost entirly alone in the main section of the movie theater. one theater just let out so he went in and helped clean real quick before coming back to the reception desk. he noticed right away that all the creamers were in a pile with the bowl they were in missing...
A few moments later he saw a guy get out of the bathroom with the bowl in hand. the bowl was all wet and when asked about it he just mumbled to himself and left the theater (leaving the bowl behind).
A couple days later he talked to his co-worker about it and she gave him the skinny on this guys return. Apparently she did the same thing my housemate did and when she returned the bowl was missing and the creamers in a pile again. she knew it had to be that same guy so she got the manager to wait by the bathroom enterance. when the guy came out the manager cornered him and asked why he had the creamer bowl and why it was all wet... the mans response...
"I don't like using toilet paper so I use the bowl for my hands"....
WHAT! WHAT! you do what!? apparently this guy, not liking the feel of toilet paper, would use his hands to clean himself. then he would use the bowl, which he would fill with water, to soak his hands in with every wipe.
that's right... he used a bowl used by people for creamers, to soak his poo covered hands in. the manager flipped out, told him to never come back again and if he saw him again he would call the police. the man then dropped the bowl and bolted out of the theater. the bowl was thrown out right away, the whole coffee counter was doused in bleach and the creamers are now in a small paper bag instead of a bowl.
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