What you think all this meat and cheese is free??

[customersruinmylife]

I really don't understand how people have the nerve to do things like that. I used to get it at the pub all the time, I would get:

"I want no tomato in my salad, so I will have a portion of fries instead"

So three baby tomatos = bowl of fries? No!

"I want no salad on my burger, so can the burger be bigger?"

Well, the burgers a pre-packed and are all the same size, and even if it were possible, the answer would still be no.

"It says here on the menu that to add extra mushrooms is 90p. That's a bit steep, so can I have them for free? Ask the chef! I'm sure he won't mind!"

Idiots.

[zombiequeen]

Oh hey, I'm a dummy. Give me stuff. *pout*
We used to get that at the camp too, they would seriously ask these:
"I don't want cheese on my burger, can I get two patties?"
"Can I have no bun, but two chicken patties?"
"I don't want macaroni and cheese, can I get four more chicken nuggets?"

[Sleepwalker]

oo, we get those. Freebies never go to the person who ordered them to begin with, and never to someone who hasn't already bought something. Too many scammers. Had someone demand a refund because they got someone else' messed up order as a freebie and now they didn't want their own order anymore! A set on that guy.

[MoonCat]

"It says here on the menu that to add extra mushrooms is 90p. That's a bit steep, so can I have them for free? Ask the chef! I'm sure he won't mind!"

Wha...?? "I don't like your prices, so I want my stuff free"... In what universe does that actually work???

[Lace Neil Singer]

Maybe that mystical store, "Everywhere Else", that also has a restaurant branch.

[Argus]

Wha...?? "I don't like your prices, so I want my stuff free"... In what universe does that actually work???

The universe of http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=65833 ?

[Android Kaeli]

I don't know where these customers go to, but every place that I've gone to has charged more for certain extras on subs and stuffs. That's the way it's always been, and I've, and a bunch of other customers, have just dealt with it.

[EricKei]

"Can I have no bun, but two chicken patties?"

Weeeeeellllllllllll.... KFC technically does make a rather indulgent sammich which is just that -- bacon and cheese between two chikin patties...^_^

And some places here will allow reasonable, minor replacements -- like mashed potatoes instead of corn. But don't ask for "no salad, gimme (anything else)". Even a salad the size of your head is dirt cheap to make, maybe worth one slice of cheese or bacon, tops...

[lordlundar]

SC: That says the sandwich I ordered is $x.xx, that is what I expect to pay NO MATTER what I decide to load on to it. Isn't that the whole deal here, that I can build my sandwich however I want???

You control WHAT goes into the sandwich, but we control how much of it goes in.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Incidentally, at the pizza place, the few customers who we all liked for whatever reason; for example, family and friends of workers, people who were nice to drivers (one woman used to bake cookies for the drivers on Christmas Eve), would get an extra helping of cheese or tomato sauce. XD The SCs we all hated would get the bare minimum, measured out strictly. We never usually used exact measurements except in the case of horrible customers.

[TheTigress]

Incidentally, at the pizza place, the few customers who we all liked for whatever reason; for example, family and friends of workers, people who were nice to drivers (one woman used to bake cookies for the drivers on Christmas Eve), would get an extra helping of cheese or tomato sauce. XD The SCs we all hated would get the bare minimum, measured out strictly. We never usually used exact measurements except in the case of horrible customers.

I do the same thing at Subway. The really pleasant and friendly people or my favorite awesome regulars will get some hookups. The nicer you are, the more likely I will forget about your extra cheese or extra toppings like bacon or avocado. The shittier you are, the more "by the standard formula" I will be on veggies and I will make sure to charge for anything extra possible.

[XCashier]

makes me think... they did it on purpose
and they're only trying to use the "wasting food" remarks in order to get stuff cheaper or etc.

That is exactly what this asshat was doing: trying to get extras for free. Stealing from the store, in other words. He got precisely what he deserved, and hopefully, he won't try that again!

[AccountingDrone]

Meh, I have made ordering mistakes at subways or other make to order shops before, unless it involves mushrooms I will accept my goof pay for it and eat it.

I actually found some really interesting food combinations that way. Seafood salad is way better with red onion and spinach than with lettuce. Tuna salad is also good with spinach instead of lettuce. Artichoke hearts make an interesting addition to seafood salad subs =)

[Andara Bledin]

Tuna salad is also good with spinach instead of lettuce.

I keep meaning to pick up some sprouts to toss into my tuna sandwiches from Subway. All things considered, I'm surprised they don't stock them already.

^-.-^

[Digitalpotato]

I remember getting revenge on a Mayonnaise Monster once. They literally said "More" four times, then "More, damnit!" so I pretty much piled a shitton of Mayonnaise on their sandwich. And then they asked or Sweet Onion and then I piled a bunch of Sweet Onion on their sandwich. GOOD LUCK EATING IT! >:3 it's probably a couple thousand calories by now.