no street parking

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Guest: Dave, I am highly upset. Security told me I cant park in the street and they will tow my car if I dont move it.

Me: that is correct, sir

Guest: well thats unacceptable....I am not paying $8 a day to park in the gravel lot. I need you to call them and tell them they have to make an exception here

Me: I cant do that

Guest: what do you mean, you cant do that?

Me: that is a policy of the community association. I cant make them change it

Guest: no but you can go to them on my behalf and maybe they will make an exception

Me: they wont

Guest: how do you know if you dont even ask them?

Me: they dont allow parking in the street

Guest: Dave, youre starting to piss me off. You have a working relationship with these people and I know you can persuade them to let me park in the street. I think you just cant be bothered.

Me: no sir

Guest: well then fine, I will park in the gravel lot but I expect to be reimbursed for it

Me: we cant do that

Guest: by God yes you will or I am writing to the better business bureau

Me: ok, you can do that

Guest: I am never coming here again. I have never been somewhere that was so unaccomodating. This sucks. I want you to know irate I am and I am going to tell everyone I know never to rent with you and your attitude stinks and I will report you for it. You dont give a damn about helping me. Put your manager on this phone this minute, you little fuckwad.

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[Stormraven]

The mind boggles, it does. There's really nothing else that can be said.

[Ree]

Same shit...different day, right?

[Mnemjian]

I really hope he didn't mean actually parking in the street, as in blocking traffic and everything, but knowing Dave's clients, I'm not so sure

[Red_Dazes]

I wish you could hear how these conversations sound in my head... I don't think it would be half as hilarious to me with out the monotone and condescending Dave voice I give to you..... I'm sorry Dave, your customers are cuntmuffins.

[Frantic Freddie]

Guest: I am never coming here again. I have never been somewhere that was so unaccomodating. This sucks. I want you to know irate I am and I am going to tell everyone I know never to rent with you and your attitude stinks and I will report you for it. You dont give a damn about helping me.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

[joe hx]

compensated for parking on gravel? how?

[Salted Grump]

I'd suggest making the guest pay to re-gravel the lot. Seems like the type to make lots of messy burnouts to compensate for his nanoscopic pecker.

[eltf177]

Guest: <Dave>, youre starting to piss me off.

I'm thinking about using this line on some of my more oblivious co-workers, said in the most monotone voice I can muster...

[IT Grunt]

Wow... feel the entitlement. If that's a rule of the community assosciation, it practically takes an act of God to get them to make an exception, not a phone call from a rental company.

[Sapphire Silk]

Was the guest made aware when he booked that parking was not free?

[blas]

I hope they raked the sand at the beach this time!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

All your customers are stump-fucking dumb, Dave.

You could make good money off them by opening your own lot of tree stumps, selling them candles and lube, and playing them soft music.