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  • #1

    Yes. And HELL NO.

    Yes I know the wine named "Sweet Bitch."

    No, we do not carry it.

    Yes, I know what kind of wine it is, and that you think it's tasty.

    No, we will not be carrying that label. Ever.

    Yes, really.

    No, we are not required to carry it.

    No, really. We're not required to carry it, just because you request it.

    Because the owner doesn't want to carry it.

    No, I'm not going to call the owner and demand that we buy it.

    No, I have no idea who you are.

    No, I don't really care.

    Yes, you can leave now.

    Bye!
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  • #2
    Man, I need me a bottle of that!

    Or just the label.
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    • #3
      I was watching the cooking channel not too long ago and they had a show about jumbo eats. And one of the places they went to served a very large ale called arrogant bastard. I wants it.
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      • #4
        Arrogant Bastard is a little over priced IMO but not bad, I wouldn't buy it again but if it was offered to me I wouldn't turn it down either. It is actually getting to be somewhat common in shops that sell unusual beer, look around you may be able to find a place that carries it.

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        • #5
          Sweet Bitch wine? Wow...the wine names are getting less fancier every day. Shoot, once I saw Menage a Trois wine for sale at Publix.
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          • #6
            Quoth chrislb View Post
            I was watching the cooking channel not too long ago and they had a show about jumbo eats. And one of the places they went to served a very large ale called arrogant bastard. I wants it.
            I have a bottle of this just because it is called Arrogant Bastard. The bottle is cool as hell.
            Hmm...more zombies than usual...

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            • #7
              Quoth MoonCat View Post
              Man, I need me a bottle of that!

              Or just the label.
              I think that'll be my next new screen name. Heh.
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              • #8
                Other wines I've seen (that we sell at the wholesale club):

                Pinot Evil
                Fat Bastard
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                • #9
                  There's also the guy that asks for some kind of booze,vodka,whiskey,rum,etc... that we've never heard of,then he says "You should carry it,you'd sell a lot of it!"

                  Yeah,you're the only person in 2 years to ask for it,now that's a high-demand product,Of Course Sir,we'll order 10 cases tomorrow for you.....
                  "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you.This is the principal difference between a man and a dog"

                  Mark Twain

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                  • #10
                    At least they didn't ask for Cat's Pee on a Gooseberry Bush - yes, there is such a wine. Only in Canada, we're so proud! It's actually a very nice sauvignon blanc, and the winery that produces this plus other cat-related wines sends part of the proceeds of their sales to the SPCA.

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                    • #11
                      hm, they sell arrogant bastard in the stores around here (regular grocery stores, that is) and i've seen fat bastard wines, along with some other interesting names.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                        Fat Bastard
                        I've seen that one, as well. My brother used to recommend a brand called Cheap Red Wine. He said it was actually a lot better than it sounds, and quite good for...well..cheap red wine ^_^
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                        • #13
                          Mah.
                          Usually when I buy wine (which is relatively often, I have to say) I go for stuff called... like... "Chardonnay", "Pinot", "Tempranillo"... stuff that kinda makes sense, you know
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                          • #14
                            Two wines seen in a wine warehouse kinda place in France:

                            Frogs Piss
                            The Dogs Bo***cks

                            C.
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                            • #15
                              The parents occasionally drink Gnat's Piss.

                              Rapscallion

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