Cigarette Hag

[ZedOmega]

Sadly we don't; but I too don't understand why people just can't temporarily switch brands. I smoke Marb Menthols but I can switch if needed. In any case, if we're out then we're out; I just can't wave a magic wand and make a brand appear. If I did have such a wand, I'd anyway be more likely to use it to make the SC vanish.

Just vanish? Not disappear in a cloud of harmless purple smoke and reappear in the middle of a junkyard with a pack of starving dogs? Man, you're more merciful than I am.

[Gateau]

"What do you mean you don't have no fuckin' Newports!"

oh god... i can hear those words in my head...

we stock newports like our lives depend on it!!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Just vanish? Not disappear in a cloud of harmless purple smoke and reappear in the middle of a junkyard with a pack of starving dogs? Man, you're more merciful than I am.

No point in getting out the big guns for a first offender. For a second offence, tho...