Like verbal diarrhea

[ExRetailDrone]

I suppose this technically doesn't belong in this section because these 2 winners weren't actually 'customers', but they were in my lobby and I sadly had to deal with them.

Two guys came in, looked to be no older than 18, but acted much younger. I had seen them before briefly during shift change, and just that little bit had already annoyed me, so I was none too thrilled to see them enter. At least one of them knows the owner somehow, or at least the owner's daughter.

It becomes obvious quickly that they are only here to use the internet, since Idiot 1 doesn't have it hooked up at his place yet. He tells this to the owner's daughter and everything is peachy. Knowing the owner, I'm not sure she would care much, either, as long as no paying customer was put out. The lobby computer is rarely used, anyway.

Idiot 1 really likes to talk and neither one knows when to quit. Even when it's obvious that I am annoyed as fuck, he will not shut the hell up. I don't know if he just really likes pushing people's buttons or he's simply that moronic. I'm guessing the latter.

Some highlights from their 'visit':

• "You're not doing anything, look something up for me" - Um, excuse me?! It only looks like I'm not doing anything because I'll be damned if I'm stepping foot out from behind this desk while you miscreants are here. Once you leave, I will get back to finishing up my needed tasks.
• <leans over the desk trying to peer at my computer screen as I swiftly hit the minimize button> "What are you looking at that's so private?" - None of your damn business! Amusingly, he seemed somewhat taken aback that I told him flat out it was none of his business. He then said that he could make assumptions. Go ahead, dude, I won't stop you.
• The two morons were talking about how they or someone else (I was trying my best to tune them out) knew a lot of lesbians or girls who are bi. Then Idiot 1 asked about a certain girl, and Idiot 2 said something along the lines that she was straight, she was normal. I ever so politely informed them that gay people were normal. Idiot 2 then had the balls to say "No they're not, they're fucked in the head" Listen, sparky, just because you're pissed about being a badly aimed handjob...

There were many other things, but like I said, I tried to tune them out the best I could. But Idiot 1 really liked hearing his own irritating excuse for a voice.

I know that I probably should have kicked them out, whether they knew the owner or not, but what can I say, I hate confrontation

If I see them again, though, and they darken my lobby for more than 5 minutes, they will be getting the boot

[zibmai]

Sounds like someone is scraping the bottom of the intelligence barrel. It's a shame people in your position aren't able to put little bitches like those kids in their place without getting in trouble.

[Shalom]

Does the cable from that computer to the Internet pass through your office anywhere that you can accidentally trip over it and disconnect it?

[ExRetailDrone]

Does the cable from that computer to the Internet pass through your office anywhere that you can accidentally trip over it and disconnect it?

I wish, but unfortunately that computer is on the wireless server. And the idiot who knows the owner somehow has no issues going to the back where our modems are, because he thinks he's hot shit or something. And I somehow don't think he would listen to me if I told him not to, because I can just tell he's not the type. I wish I knew his name, although I now know that owner's daughter knows him, so that might help.