I am the sentinel that stands between you and the room you want to talk to.

[Mr Hero]

No one gets by without the proper clearance. Though one SC tried.

Me: *Opening spiel*
SC: Can you connect me to room 121?
Me (I doubt that even exists. So I check the computer) I'm sorry but there's no one in 121.
SC: But they checked in last night.
Me: I understand. What's the name you're looking for?
SC: I don't know. Can you run a few names by me?
Me: No I'm not doing that.
SC: You said you would.
Me: I did not. What's the name you're looking for?
SC: I'll just come down there instead.

[superhotelworker]

Deal with it Dude, you aren't getting the damn name

[PepperElf]

seriously? stalker alert!

[Eisa]

Yeah, that's creepy!

[TheMike]

that or now he's gonna show up and claim you told him you had a vacancy even if it is booked.

[bhskittykatt]

We get these all the time at my motel.

What's double funny is that half the time, the auto attend is on, and the first thing it says after the motel's name is "If you know the number of the room you wish to call, you may dial it at any time." And yet they still end up calling me, who needs an actual name before I can connect them.

[Gawdzillers]

Maybe he saw the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen go into the room, and wanted to talk to her, but didn't know her name. You only get one chance at love.

LOL

[Teskeria]

SC: I don't know. Can you run a few names by me?

Well lets see *pulls up baby names online* Boy names beginning with A include :

* AARON * ABA * ABAY * ABBA * ABBOTT * ABDULLAH * ABE
* ABEEKU * ABEL * ABELARD * ABHAY * ABIE * ABIYRAM * ABNER
* ABRAHAM * ABRAM * ABSOLOM * ABU * ACE * ACHAVA
* ACHILLES * ACOOSE * ACOTAS * ACTON * ADAHY * ADAIR
* ADAM * ADAN * ADARSH * ADDAE * ADDISON * ADE * ADEBEN
* ADELIO * ADEM * ADEN * ADIEL * ADISH

Would you like some girl's names beginning with A or should I offer some boys names beginning with another letter of the alphabet?

[MoonCat]

Well lets see *pulls up baby names online* Boy names beginning with A include :

* AARON * ABA * ABAY * ABBA * ABBOTT * ABDULLAH * ABE
* ABEEKU * ABEL * ABELARD * ABHAY * ABIE * ABIYRAM * ABNER
* ABRAHAM * ABRAM * ABSOLOM * ABU * ACE * ACHAVA
* ACHILLES * ACOOSE * ACOTAS * ACTON * ADAHY * ADAIR
* ADAM * ADAN * ADARSH * ADDAE * ADDISON * ADE * ADEBEN
* ADELIO * ADEM * ADEN * ADIEL * ADISH

Would you like some girl's names beginning with A or should I offer some boys names beginning with another letter of the alphabet?

I would have just gone with whatever I could think of..."Some names? Joe, Fred, Harvey, Max..." but I like your idea better.

[RayvenQ]

SC: Can you connect me to room 121?

"Answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. "

[Jester]

Boy names beginning with A include :

Let's not forget (off the top of my head):

Alex, Alexander, Alejandro, August, Augustus, Alan, Allen, Allan, Al, Alouicious (not sure if I spelled that one right), Ajax, Arthur, Art, Artie, Artemis, Arturo, Ashley, Ash, Anderson, Ander, Andrew, Andy, Akbar, Amos, Avery, Atherton, Avrahim, Aladdin.....

[Chromatix]

Alecto, Amycus...

[Andara Bledin]

Alouicious (not sure if I spelled that one right)

Aloysius, actually.

I have a character with that name. He goes by Lou when he's not being called Fox.

^-.-^

[Sapphire Silk]

"Answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. "

Blue! No! Wait! Red!

AAAAAAaaaagggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!

[Jester]

Ambrose, Amir, Anthony, Antonio, Ali, Alfie, Alfred, Alton, Anson, Arlen, Alvin.....

(still off the top of my head, by the way.....)