Locker Room Language & Liver Transplants

[Phone Jockey]

The world of cable & idiot cable customers returns:

C: I need to speak with a supervisor about my cable, preferably a male, so I can use “locker room language” that we both understand!

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Me: Is there anything else I can help you with today, sir?
C: You got an extra liver you can give me? I really need one.
Me: Um…no.

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C: Last night, a tech came to my house to fix my cable & he was a senior citizen, like me, & I don’t appreciate this.

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C: Mam—your accounting department has made me mad. Smoke is coming out of my ears! Get the fire extinguisher!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

C: Mam—your accounting department has made me mad. Smoke is coming out of my ears! Get the fire extinguisher!

Sounds like he got you confused with 911 . . .

[mharbourgirl]

C: I need to speak with a supervisor about my cable, preferably a male, so I can use “locker room language” that we both understand!

I'll put him straight through to my neighbour. 'Alice' is an 8th-generation Shore Girl. What that means is, her language ON A GOOD DAY isn't family-friendly. Woman has a mouth on her that would intimidate Captain Morgan himself, and when someone gets an attitude with her, they're going to wish they'd never opened their mouth. And they're going to learn words and phrases that will make THEM wince. Locker room language is high class verbiage for 'Alice'.

She also works in a call-center. I really don't understand why she hasn't been fired yet, but then they're probably too afraid of her to do so.

[PepperElf]

Either that or transfer him to "Ma" from the Boondock Saints.

[chainedbarista]

C: I need to speak with a supervisor about my cable, preferably a male, so I can use “locker room language” that we both understand!

why a male? since you're vocabulary challenged, this coffee cup will work just as well.

[TheRabbi]

C: I need to speak with a supervisor about my cable, preferably a male, so I can use “locker room language” that we both understand!

What does this mean? I'm a guy and I'm pretty sure the language that gets used inside the locker room isn't a whole lot different from the language that gets used outside the locker room...

[fireheart]

I can use "locker room language" no problem....

On a bad day when I'm NOT at work, I have been known to have a mouth that would rival Gordon Ramsay on occasion.

[Phone Jockey]

What does this mean? I'm a guy and I'm pretty sure the language that gets used inside the locker room isn't a whole lot different from the language that gets used outside the locker room...

HAHA! I have no idea what that guy was talking about. Maybe he wanted to feel free to swear? I don't know. I don't think many of our male reps would deal with a lot of swear words either.

[Mikkel]

HAHA! I have no idea what that guy was talking about. Maybe he wanted to feel free to swear? I don't know. I don't think many of our male reps would deal with a lot of swear words either.

Perhaps something about male and female connectors?

[MoonCat]

C: Last night, a tech came to my house to fix my cable & he was a senior citizen, like me, & I don’t appreciate this.

Must have been hoping for the cable guy from Ferromancer's post a while back.

[Becks]

Me: Is there anything else I can help you with today, sir?
C: You got an extra liver you can give me? I really need one.
Me: Um…no.

Why did this make me giggle?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Why did this make me giggle?

Perhaps it could be because the customer could have been pickled when he asked for an unpickled liver.