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    Cable Comedy Show--Comedy Gold!

    The cable comedy never stops!

    C: My TV says “DUI” up in the corner. My TV is “driving under the influence”!

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    C: I’m a young man…just 84 years old!

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    C: T’was the night before Christmas & all through the house, not a telephone was working, not even a computer mouse… (holiday theme)

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    C: (to me) I married a Ms. Know-It-All & I’m gonna turn her in for another model.

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    C: Sometimes I can’t believe that I’m 90. I look at the dentures in my mouth & then I laugh at myself in the mirror. Now tell me that you love me because lady, I love YOU! (She actually made me tell her that I loved her before she would hang up! LOL)
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert
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    Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
    C: My TV says “DUI” up in the corner. My TV is “driving under the influence”!
    Take away the keys!!!
    Unseen but seeing
    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
    3rd shift needs love, too
    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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    • #3
      Quoth Becks View Post
      Take away the keys!!!
      That and get the box either to rehab or AA.
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • #4
        C: (to me) I married a Ms. Know-It-All & I’m gonna turn her in for another model.
        hmm, i did too; can i return him and get a refund?
        look! it's ghengis khan!
        Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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        • #5
          Quoth chainedbarista View Post
          hmm, i did too; can i return him and get a refund?
          Exchanges only,some assembly will be required.
          *jedi hand wave* This game works...just not in your system.

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          • #6
            Quoth MrPibbsRevenge View Post
            Exchanges only,some assembly will be required.
            and you must upgrade to program Husband 2.0. you MUST have program Boyfriend 1.99 (with engagement ring option .5) installed and running error-free BEFORE you upgrade to program Husband 2.0

            http://mistupid.com/jokes/husband10.htm

            http://www.annporter.com/blog/2005/07/05/husband-20/

            http://www.johnquinn.com/joke/j429.html

            http://humor.fywservices.com/2010/02...upport-take-2/
            Last edited by Racket_Man; 11-24-2010, 07:59 AM.
            I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
            -- Life Sucks Then You Die.

            "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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            • #7
              some assembly required? does that mean i get 'part' options?
              look! it's ghengis khan!
              Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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              • #8
                Hey, now, there's no returns on those, unless they have the original packaging.
                PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                • #9
                  i'm pretty sure the packaging is original; that's the problem-it looked much larger in the pictures.
                  look! it's ghengis khan!
                  Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                  • #10
                    Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                    i'm pretty sure the packaging is original; that's the problem-it looked much larger in the pictures.
                    Yeah, those camera lenses have that uncanny knack of adding 10 lbs (or in some cases several inches) to objects.
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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