Stupidity was rampant. RAMPANT!

[Rapscallion]

Reminds me of the worst reason I had proferred for wanted extra bags. It makes the goods lighter.

Rapscallion

[The Electric Fetus]

all those comments and it it took like EIGHT or more to get ONE re: the ketchup? hehehehe THAT dude has some ISSUES.

and yes..... don't underestimate the power of plain ol' newspaper. waaaaay back in the day when sodas came in GLASS bottles when my dad and i wanted to go to the drive in movies, he'd get some icy cold soda and wrap a few bottles in a thin section of the newspaper and those bottles stayed NICE and cold for HOURS w/out ice. sigh...... like i tell my kids, sometimes low tech works best. hehehe

[Kristev]

Sometimes? I'd say constantly.

[Becks]

I turn around just in time to see him take a quick scan of his surroundings (we had no other customers), then proceed to lick the newspaper he was reading.

He was just claiming it as his own...you know, "You can't have it! I licked it!