Fricken Perv!

[Kereminde]

"What are you wearing?"

"Tattered rags of dignity stitched together by my need to serve my fellow homo sapien cohabitors, so that I may earn proper barter credit to continue living in my own apartment."

[Chromatix]

"A kilt laddie, like any true Scotsman."

[Captain Trips]

"A kilt laddie, like any true Scotsman."

And we all know what a Scotsman wears below his kilt, right?

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SOCKS!

[Kereminde]

I was thinking sandals, but that's a good one anyway!

[XCashier]

there are myriad answers to "what are you wearing" which can result in a quick end to the conversation.

"A blood-stained muu-muu and hair curlers."
"Orange plaid jacket with purple paisley pants."
"Vomit dribbled all down my front...and I'm not sure it's mine..."

[geek007]

There's a reason we keep a base ball bat in the audit office......

[Plaidman]

My strap on. I broke the last guy. Want to try my wrath?

[morgana]

My strap on. I broke the last guy. Want to try my wrath?

I'm so glad I put my drink down before I clicked this thread . . .

[PepperElf]

I've been listening to my computer read "The Deed Of Paksenarrion" to me the past week or so... so the first thing that comes to mind is....

Chain mail, helmet, sword, blackwood bow... that sort of thing

though i'm also reminded of the "What are you wearing" skit that Tommy & Rumble use to play. (one of my coworkers loved that one)