Oh Come, Oh Come Emmanuel...

[morgana]

But, damnit, it's the only thing I could think of when I read that!

Okay, now I want one!

[Captain Trips]

I still don't understand how they can spray the back of the toilet with a SOLID. Found that in 4 out of the 6 stalls the other day. What are people eating??

NOTE: Possible TMI ahead:

I take it you are fortunate enough to have never suffered from explosive diarrhea. It's no fun, and even worse when it hits in public. And it is never pretty...nor comfortable. (Read: it effing HURTS!) (Yeah, I've been there, but fortunately only in private and never had any "misses.")

[RecoveringKinkoid]

This right here is how.

[Wenchie]

This right here is how.

and needed more...

I don't know what's more disturbing... that you had that ready to post, or that someone actually wrote it up.

Either way... *twitch* Not gonna be eating for a while...

[PepperElf]

But the cashier that sold both alcohol and cigs indiscriminantly got rewarded with gift cards because the customer went on line and sung their praises.

sounds like a good reason to leave an anonymous tip to the local police or ATF.
and the labor board as well if the store is punishing you for not breaking the law.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

and needed more...

I don't know what's more disturbing... that you had that ready to post, or that someone actually wrote it up.

Either way... *twitch* Not gonna be eating for a while...

I read that some time back and laughed so hard I nearly vomited. I am not even joking. I was pregnant and the husband came running down the stairs because he thought I was crying. And I pretty much was.

[morgana]

RK, that was HORRIBLE!!!

I damn near ruptured myself laughing.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

WARNING: the linked picture is most likely not safe for work!

But, damnit, it's the only thing I could think of when I read that!

I can't look up the exact link here at work, but google "Baby Jesus Butt Plug" or go to the blowfish.com website (warning it is an adult toy store) and look for it there.

I think that trumps the Jesus Dildo.

[Sparky]

she said, "Oh, we're so happy! Do we have a little Jesus in us?"

Response 1:
No, but I have a little Captain in me. (Strikes Captain Morgan pose)

Response 2:
Actually, we all have a little herpes in us.*




*Actual quote from my daughter's workplace.