Congrats! You Win!

[artcurmudgeon]

On Saturday morning, the world officially came to an end and hell froze over. I am sorry no one else was notified....

I have worked part time for Burger King for a year now...It still SUCKS!

A woman came through drive thru at 7:15 am.....(on 12/04/10)

SC: Yes I want a biscuit but I dont want sausage or ham, because I dont eat pork.....I want bacon!


Yes dear readers this did happen and yes she got her bacon biscuit... and 4 hard working people in the kitchen all performed a facepalm simultaneously. It was amazing!

[iradney]

I...what...bacon isn't PORK? What the hell is it then? Does it come from the Bacon Bush? Would the Bacon Bush survive in South Africa, coz I WANT ONE

[lupo pazzesco]

Rads!

Start a Bacon Bush Orchard and export! You'll make MILLIONS!!!


welp. off to apply makeup to cover up the red marks from the multiple facepalms I just performed...

[Trishlovesdolphins]

I bet she orders a chili cheese dog with no cheese and a large shake the next time she goes to a drive through... hold the cheese because she doesn't eat dairy.

[dalesys]

I...what...bacon isn't PORK? What the hell is it then? Does it come from the Bacon Bush? Would the Bacon Bush survive in South Africa, coz I WANT ONE

The critical question is:

Would the fruit of a Bacon Bush be kosher?

[Sleepwalker]

I bet she orders a chili cheese dog with no cheese and a large shake the next time she goes to a drive through... hold the cheese because she doesn't eat dairy.

Like the woman who was allergic to milk, and so wanted free extra fruit in her milkshake so it wouldn't taste milky any more?

[cinema guy]

Can you cross-polinate a bacon bush with a chocolate tree - to get cholate covered bacon?

[chainedbarista]

to be fair, there is turkey bacon (chopped and pressed light and dark meat) and beef bacon (not sure what part of the moo it comes from...) but i have yet to see any restaurant use either (with the exception of the big green apron) in their food.

no pork eh?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

She had best not use those air dryers in some restrooms then.

[Sapphire Silk]

The critical question is:

Would the fruit of a Bacon Bush be kosher?

Only if it's burned.

[Duelist925]

I
THat
It
She
I
What
Huh
*brain asplode*

[dalesys]

*brain asplode*

I just had a mental image:

A hobo brain, bindle & stick over shoulder, scrambling downspine, and bursting out the "rear entrance".

[DeltaSierra]

I just had a mental image:

A hobo brain, bindle & stick over shoulder, scrambling downspine, and bursting out the "rear entrance".

I spewed my coffee reading that!!!

[Syriilord]

Only if it's burned.

Doesn't the Bible have some story about a dude who talked to a burning bacon bush?

[Midorikawa]

Can you cross-polinate a bacon bush with a chocolate tree - to get cholate covered bacon?

Yes.



^^^They have one. :-D